Nuke the Punchline - ♥ Pinkie Pie's Power ♥

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:  (If you haven't noticed yet, I really like pink :)

NASA Discovered a Tiny Pink Planet Orbiting a Distant Sun. On It, They Found…

#5 Oppo: … pink Hispanics. Very rare.

#4 Dohtimes: …Jeff Foxworthy saying “If you have six pink poodles living under your pink front porch…You might be a pink neck”.

#3 Bob in Feenicks:…sprinkles! -and they suspect there might be cake under the pink, sugary crust.

#2 Bob B.: …pods filled with developing Mary Kay agents.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from can of spam:

NASA Discovered a Tiny Pink Planet Orbiting a Distant Sun. On It, They Found… the mysterious radiation source responsible for turning supposedly grown men into “bronies”.

Cookies to can of spam!

Kiss up cookies to:

Jimmy: NASA Discovered a Tiny Pink Planet Orbiting a Distant Sun. On It, They Found…A planet of sugar and spice and everything nice – and only women dressed in pink – ruled by Miss Anony!!!

jw: NASA Discovered a Tiny Pink Planet Orbiting a Distant Sun. On It, They Found…anonymiss and unnonymiss plotting the overthrow of all that is holy. and a big plate of sugar cookies with pink icing.

 Cookies to Jimmy and jw!

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Another picture in what we decided to call the Bored Fusion series What Do You Get...(3). Go and suggest a name. It's fun. I'll announce the winner tomorrow and post a new pic :)

And when you're done, go see Wherein I Make Fun of MSNBC and get your daily laugh. :)

Cookies to arik!

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My favorite NP punchlines:

Researchers have turned carnivores into vegetarians. Next to turn...

#3 Bob in Feenicks :...bacon into tofu.

#2 Harvey. :...vegetarians into carnivore food.

My favorite line was from rodney dill:

Researchers have turned carnivores into vegetarians. Next to turn...Your money into theirs.

Toffee Trifle to rodney dill!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

Detroit billboards "Your Vote is Your Voice" were displayed with the wrong election date. The next typo...