A New Study Shows That Fruit Juice Is Worse for You Than Soda. Also Worse Than Fruit Juice…
#5 tinman: … liberal a**hats telling what size cup you order it in.
#4 Bob in Feenicks: ...tofu- the unbacon.
#3 Maverick:...Soylent Soda.
#2 Drew93: .…whatever Rubio’s drinking.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Editor:
A New Study Shows That Fruit Juice Is Worse for You Than Soda. Also Worse Than Fruit Juice…studies like this one.
A New Study Shows That Fruit Juice Is Worse for You Than Soda. Also Worse Than Fruit Juice…studies like this one.
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| Cookies to Editor! |
and FormerHostage gets kiss up cookies for his lines:
A New Study Shows That Fruit Juice Is Worse for You Than Soda. Also Worse Than Fruit Juice...
...cookies with no milk [ugh!]
...store bought cookies! [the horrors!]
...cookies with no milk [ugh!]
...store bought cookies! [the horrors!]
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| Kiss up cookies to FormerHostage! |
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So many awesome submissions for Bored Fusion 6: What Do You Get... I had a terrible time narrowing it down.
My favorite titles were from:
#3 Rodney Dill: A Hunt'n'Pecker
#2 Oppo: ... a "C" gull; a chicka"D," a blue "J", or a "P"cock
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Dohtimes:
A sitting duck for Oppo [that made me smile :)]
Don't forget to go submit a line for the cRaZy new Bored Fusion 7: What Do You Get... (It involves a supersoaker :)
A sitting duck for Oppo [that made me smile :)]
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| Cookies to Dohtimes! |
Don't forget to go submit a line for the cRaZy new Bored Fusion 7: What Do You Get... (It involves a supersoaker :)
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A renegade drone crashes into the groom's head prior to his wedding. Next to crash...
My favorite NP punchlines:
#3 Harvey :...in a sad contrast to its long history of perfect landings, Biden's foot into his mouth.
#2 Bob in Feenicks : ...Dave Matthews.
My favorite line was from Rodney Dill:
A renegade drone crashes into the groom's head prior to his wedding. Next to crash...the obamaconomy.
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| Toffee Trifle to Rodney Dill! |
Here's a new line for you to try:
Inspired by an Asian airline offering "child-free quiet zones" President Obama...
...will - via executive order - replace the right of free speech with a nation-wide "quiet zone".
ReplyDelete. . . has made his entire administration an "adult-free zone".
ReplyDelete...ordered the Secret Service to create or at least maintain a bark free zone around him, going as far as to terminate with extreme prejudice any offenders.
ReplyDelete...had a vision of a world free of petulant, childish whining and crying of adult liberals that somehow got the same results.
... doubled federal funding for Planned Parenthood.
ReplyDelete... raised taxes.
ReplyDelete(His actions don't exactly follow logically from his claimed 'inspirations.')
... established the US as a Constitution-Free Obamanation Zone.
ReplyDelete... tried to turn Alcatraz into a Tea Party zone, but no one bought it, except for a handful of Hipsters performing an Alice in Wonderland on Ice show.
ReplyDelete...has decided to model his administration on an episode of The Twilight Zone.
ReplyDelete...declared the Oval Office a "Biden-Free Quiet Zone"
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