Nuke the Punchline - THAT's what it IS! HUH!

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

After Bugging the UN Building, the NSA Learned…

#5 Smilin Jack: …all the good bug locations were already taken by the Russians, Chinese, Israelis, and WikiLeaks.

#4 walruskkkch:...why Eddie Cochran was denied a solution to his problem. [How's that for obscure?]

#3 c64wood: …about 723 new Obama jokes.

#2 rodney Dill: ...It’s not just Syria that calls John Kerry a liar.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Dohtimes:

After Bugging the UN Building, the NSA Learned...Soylent Green is people guarded by UN Peacekeepers.

Cookies to Dohtimes!

and  kiss up cookies for: 

After Bugging the UN Building, the NSA Learned…

walruskkkch: ...foreign cookies suck.
Bob in Feenicks:…the cafeteria serves UNnonymiss’ UNcookies.

Kiss up cookies to walruskkkch
 and Bob in Feenicks!

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I posted a new Bored Fusion 10: What Do You Get?  yesterday. Go submit your cleverest ideas...

I'll post a the winners and a new Bored Fusion tomorrow morning.
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My favorite NP punchlines:

CA wants to tax Little League and Boy Scouts for being "discriminatory". Their next target...

#3 Bob in Feenicks : ...any sports league that discriminates between winners and losers.

#2 Bob B. : ...the discriminating taste people at Grey Poupon.

My favorite line was from Oppo:

CA wants to tax Little League and Boy Scouts for being "discriminatory". Their next target... "Members Only" jackets.*

(*I had to look them up on the web to see if they're still in business!)

Toffee Trifle to Oppo!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

There's a Super-Sized Strike against McDonald's. Next to be Super-Sized...