Michelle Obama Is Releasing a Rap Album Titled…
#5 KennyJ: Pop Killer (featuring MC Bloomberg)
#4 Smilin' Jack: … Hip Hop Hope.
#3 walruskkkch: ...Man, I feel like a Wookie [go read walrus's other Wookie titles :)]
#3 walruskkkch: ...Man, I feel like a Wookie [go read walrus's other Wookie titles :)]
#2 Oppo:..“Who Let The Dogs Out (Of The Oven)?”
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Writer:
Michelle Obama Is Releasing a Rap Album Titled... Eat It.
[I can picture little dancing broccoli and arugula all over the cover :)]
[I can picture little dancing broccoli and arugula all over the cover :)]
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Your submissions for Bored Fusion: What Do You Get? (4) made me chuckle. :)
My favorite was from Oppo: Tool Chessed.
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Go check out the next one in the series at Bored Fusion 5: What Do You Get... I can't wait to hear your titles for this one :)
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China Zoo is in trouble for disguising a dog as a lion. Next to be disguised....
My favorite NP punchlines:
#3 Harvey : From my experience with Chinese restaurants - cat as chicken
#2 Oppo :... is a cow as the big cheese: Undercover Bossy.
My favorite line was from HokieGomer and Oppo:
China Zoo is in trouble for disguising a dog as a lion. Next to be disguised...Obama as a rodeo clown: "Incognito Ergo Sum."
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Here's a new line for you to try:
The government now admits there is an "Area 51" which contains...
The number 5 and the number 1 cohabiting. Now stop being such a numerist.
ReplyDelete...a map to the even MORE mysterious "Area 57", which is so vast it encompasses 7 entire states and is so secret that only Obama knows where it is.
ReplyDelete... just enough "secret spy planes" to throw people off the scent of the real alien studies.
ReplyDelete... all of the stuff you see in the warehouse at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
ReplyDelete... Obama's actual birth certificate and college records.
ReplyDelete... John Boehner's backbone, Joe Biden's brain, and Anthony Weiner's dignity.
ReplyDelete...the escape pod that Michelle used when the Mother Ship had been entirely under her control for those terrible, disastrous two minutes. Seems yelling ABORT ABORT DON"T DO THAT DON"T EAT THAT ABORT SOMETHING!!! may make you a great Democrat but putting you in charge has it's drawbacks.
ReplyDelete...illegal aliens, doing the jobs Earthlings won't do.
ReplyDelete