Thursday, August 8, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - We Did It. We're Awesome.

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

In Virginia, Gun Sales Are Up and Crime Is Down. Liberals Explain This…




#5 Burt: …it’s an obvious ploy by those nasty republicans to disenfranchize the Dem voter..you know the criminals and the dead people.

#4 walruskkkch: ...as Yes, Santa Claus, there is no Virginia.

#3 txoioloboy:...We have determined that we don’t need to make a determination…and the middle class.

#2 Dohtimes: …with calls for immigration reform because crime is quickly becoming a job Americans just won’t do anymore.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from rodney dill:

In Virginia, Gun Sales Are Up and Crime Is Down. Liberals Explain This……Look! We made the crime problem go down… Now let’s address the increase in gun problem.

 Kiss up cookies to Apostic!

In Virginia, Gun Sales Are Up and Crime Is Down. Liberals Explain This… because Bush. And cookies. And YGDFT!YLTATSOTE!


Cookies to rodney dill
and Apostic!

Special Award Today: walruskkkch linked an actual loony liberal responding to Harvey's line:

 In Virginia, Gun Sales Are Up and Crime Is Down. Liberals Explain This…
http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/aug/1/mayor-bloomberg-blames-virginia-many-new-yorks-gun/

Go read it. You'll be incredulous. That was above and beyond the call of duty, walruskkkch!
Real-Life Loony Liberal
Lemon Cookies to walruskkkch!

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I bet you think cookies are just for fun. Well...they're not. They can be more powerful than the sword. Go read The Sheer Power of Cookies and find out how.  :)

Cookies to Gov. McCrory!

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My favorite NP punchlines:



President Obama told Jay Leno "We don't have a domestic spying program."  Other things we "don't have"...

#3 jw: "... a government of the people, for the people and by the people..."

#2 Oppo: ... a viewing public that will allow the president to be clear.

My favorite line was from Bob B.:

President Obama told Jay Leno "We don't have a domestic spying program."  Other things we "don't have"......include "incompetent leadership", "bankrupt morals", and "Nixonian behavior in the White House".


Toffee Trifle to Bob B.!

(Getting sick of Toffee Trifle, Bob B ?☺)

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Here's a new line for you to try:



Twice as many Democrats as Republicans think the "American Dream" is dead because...
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11 comments:

  1. AposticAugust 8, 2013 at 12:44 PM

    ...their President has given them insomnia.

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  2. HarveyAugust 8, 2013 at 12:45 PM

    ... they personally double-tapped it to make sure the accursed thing doesn't rise again.

    http://www.zombielandrules.com/zombieland-rule-2-double-tap/

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  3. jwAugust 8, 2013 at 12:53 PM

    twice as many dead democrats vote

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  4. Rodney DillAugust 8, 2013 at 1:07 PM

    ...because it had Obamacare.

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  5. Bob B.August 8, 2013 at 1:38 PM

    ...they all voted for Hope and Change, and all they got is this lousy free Obamaphone.

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  6. Bob B.August 8, 2013 at 1:44 PM

    Anonymiss, I, as a humble minion, never tire of the gracious gifts bestowed upon me by Your Royal Highness.

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  7. OppoAugust 8, 2013 at 2:43 PM

    ... Obama told them it was guarded by corpse-men.

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  8. HokieGomerAugust 8, 2013 at 2:48 PM

    ...their Ambian prescription expired.

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  9. DohtimesAugust 8, 2013 at 4:58 PM

    ...zombies don't dream.

    ...twice as many Republicans have seen Obama standing over our dream holding a pillow over it's ace.

    ...they judged a man by the color of the spender and not the content of his caricature.

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  10. Bob in FeenicksAugust 9, 2013 at 3:35 AM

    ...despite claiming that it's not dead yet, it's not fooling anybody, it will be stone dead in a moment.

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