After Hearing of a New Study Showing That TV Makes Kids Stupider, President Obama…
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#5 tinman: … told reporters “If I had a son that watched TV, he’d look a lot like Joe Biden.”
#4 Dohtimes: …scrapped all the free lunch programs and ordered a hundred billion TV dinners.
#3 walruskkkch:...blamed all his scandals on tv watching children.
#2 John: ...Made no correlation between the study and his 200 prime-time, televised speeches, his 65 appearances on The View, Leno, Stewart, et al…
And my favorite straight line of the day was from D***Cat:
After Hearing of a New Study Showing That TV Makes Kids Stupider, President Obama...proposed a new government program of free TVs for anyone up to age 26.
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Detroit billboards "Your Vote is Your Voice" were displayed with the wrong election date. The next typo...
My favorite NP punchlines:
#3 can of spam. :... will lead to the first Republican in over 60 years being elected mayor after the "R" is misprinted as a "D".
#2 Bob B. :...will be crushed by the Grammar Hammer!
My favorite line was from Dohtimes:
Detroit billboards "Your Vote is Your Voice" were displayed with the wrong election date. The next typo...will be either Jimmy or jw Bogarting my snacks by referencing a story by their favorite reporter Cookie Roberts. [it could happen! :) ]
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Here's a new line for you to try: [and you should go read arik's hilarious take on MSNBC here...]
The ratings of NBC's "MEET THE PRESS" hit 21 year low so...
Obama will fix it by issuing an executive order officially changing the current year to 1991.
ReplyDelete... they started talking about "viewers saved or created" instead.
ReplyDelete... FOX launched a new reality series call "Beat the Press", which drew enough ratings to replace "American Idol".
ReplyDeleteThey changed the name to MEET THE DEPRESSED
ReplyDelete..that MSNBC wouldn't feel so bad.
ReplyDelete...it seems those watch us or a sharp stick in the eye choice tests were accurate.
ReplyDelete... they got an M.E. rather than an Emmy.
ReplyDelete... they launched an ad campaign to inform people that, though it sounds similar, it is not "Meet the Pres."
... they hired a community organizer to solve their problems. What? You mean community organizing isn't relevant enough experience to run something as difficult and important as a TV show???
...they sent both of their viewers a get well card, just in case.
ReplyDelete