President Obama Will Put the Attack on Syria on Hold if They Give Up Their Chemical Weapons. Also on Hold…
#4 HokieGomer: …Biden, after Ted Cruz recommended he call the Bladder Control Hotline.
#3 Bob in Feenicks: …the Mayo. And Biden’s got Ham on five.
#2 a guy named Rob: …Iran’s long planned attack on the US. Because they can’t decide if this is a ploy to lull them into a false sense of security, or if Obama is really that incompetent
#2 a guy named Rob: …Iran’s long planned attack on the US. Because they can’t decide if this is a ploy to lull them into a false sense of security, or if Obama is really that incompetent
And my favorite straight line of the day was from JeffersonFan:
President Obama Will Put the Attack on Syria on Hold if They Give Up Their Chemical Weapons. Also on Hold…Pirates of the Mediterranean with Johnny Depp as the crazy, Russian-speaking captain running chemical weapons to the Syrians when he is double-crossed by his Muslim crew and stranded in Benghazi.
President Obama Will Put the Attack on Syria on Hold if They Give Up Their Chemical Weapons. Also on Hold…Pirates of the Mediterranean with Johnny Depp as the crazy, Russian-speaking captain running chemical weapons to the Syrians when he is double-crossed by his Muslim crew and stranded in Benghazi.
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and kiss up cookies to walruskkkch and FormerHostage:
President Obama Will Put the Attack on Syria on Hold if They Give Up Their Chemical Weapons. Also on Hold...
walruskkkch: …cookie distribution. [So no cookies for you today, then? Nah. I'll just slip them to you sneaky-like, under the table. Don't tell the NSA]
FormerHostage: …Michelle’s ban on snickerdoodles! [Woo hoo!]
walruskkkch: …cookie distribution. [So no cookies for you today, then? Nah. I'll just slip them to you sneaky-like, under the table. Don't tell the NSA]
FormerHostage: …Michelle’s ban on snickerdoodles! [Woo hoo!]
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My favorite NP punchlines:
Coca-cola is set to launch the world's first HOT soda. The slogan...
#3 Oppo :..."Goes Great With Cold Hot Dogs"
#2 jw : ...Some Like It Hot
#2 jw : ...Some Like It Hot
My favorite line was from Rodney Dill:
Coca-cola is set to launch the world's first HOT soda. The slogan...Catch The Heat Wave.
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Here's a new line for you to try:
When Colorado voters recalled two gun control advocates despite his support, Bloomberg...
... cleverly threw his support behind salt, smoking, high-capacity magazines, and large sodas.
ReplyDelete... consoled himself with the thought that there are still many other states that a New York City mayor should have a say in governing.
ReplyDelete... proposed a ban on recall elections.
... realized he was not too big to Vail.
...starting shooting off his mouth without any control.
ReplyDeletePut out a hit on all Colorado recall voters. Hey, it's the New York way! Bada bing, bada boom!
ReplyDelete... said, "So what? A bunch of rednecks remember some gun control advocates."
ReplyDelete...vowed never to let mere money stand in the way of his utopian dreams. He'll never allow his opponents a 7 to 1 cash disadvantage ever again.
ReplyDelete...apparently did not interrupt the filming of his scene in The Mole People II to comment.
ReplyDelete