Nuke the Punchline - Have a LOT in Common...

Here are the winners of the straight line from last Thursday:

A new report shows that 55% of Obama’s Twitter followers are fake. The rest…

#5 Dohtimes:…spend all of their waking hours bragging about the twitter letter that Obama sent them.

#4 Jimmy: …tweet from their Obamaphones.

#3 rodney dill: …are out of their vulcan mind

#2 walruskkkch :.wish they were fake.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from FormerHostage:

A new report shows that 55% of Obama’s Twitter followers are fake. The rest…are all named Julia.

 Cookies to 
FormerHostage!

and today's best kisser uppers were walruskkkch and Karen:

A new report shows that 55% of Obama’s Twitter followers are fake. The rest…

walruskkkch:...are demanding cookies!

Karen:…Were just following the trail of cookies.

Kiss up cookies to 
 walruskkkch and Karen !