Nuke the Punchline - I Don't Even KNOW Her!

Here are the winners of the straight line from last Monday:

Dozens of TSA Agents Were Fired for Illegal Gambling. What Were They Betting on?

#5 Smilin' Jack: How many planes will get hit by arrows during deer hunting season.

#4 Bob B: When the EPA would finally make their jobs redundant by abolishing all forms of transportation, in order to save the environment.

#3 walruskkkch: What they could get away with.

#2 FredKey : Which 90-year-old wheelchair-bound Lutheran granny was the terrorist.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Fangbeer and rodney dill:

Dozens of TSA Agents Were Fired for Illegal Gambling. What Were They Betting on? They were playing strip passenger– or strip, poke her. 

 Cooperation Cookies to 
Fangbeer and rodney dill!

and today's best kisser upper was walruskkkch:

Dozens of TSA Agents Were Fired for Illegal Gambling. What Were They Betting on?

walruskkkch:..Will Walrus get hisself some Kiss up cookies.

Kiss up cookies to 
 walruskkkch!