Wednesday, September 4, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - It's a Fair Cop

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

John Kerry Said the Evidence for Climate Change Is “Irrefutable”. Also Irrefutable…


#5 Bob B.: …that coffee consumption does (or doesn’t) cause an increase (or decrease) in some health risk (or benefit) – at least this week!

#4 Dohtimes ...is that Kerry sold out his country so long ago that he qualifies for the AARP old traitors discount.

#3 D***Cat: …Obama+Kerry=baloney+ketchup.

#2 Bruce:… was the unsinkability of the Titanic and the buoyancy of the Hindenberg and the 1000 year Reich.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from walruskkkch:

John Kerry Said the Evidence for Climate Change Is “Irrefutable”. Also Irrefutable…Medieval Logic: (watch the clip)


(doesn't the logic they're using seem familiar, somehow?)


Cookies to walruskkkch!

and lots of kiss up cookies today. You kiss uppers are in rare form ☺

John Kerry Said the Evidence for Climate Change Is “Irrefutable”. Also Irrefutable…

walruskkkch: ...Anonymiss’s cookies are the bestest.

jw: …cookies are good. lack of cookies is bad.

Jimmy: …Conservative women are hot and bake hot cookies!


Kiss up cookies to 
walruskkkch, jw and Jimmy!
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Have you submitted a title for Bored Fusion 13: Super Sticks ? Go submit your cleverest ideas...



I also posted the winners of Bored Fusion 12 at You've Been Fused: 12. Go check it out :)
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My favorite NP punchlines:



A man who threatened Cleveland police is making a court-ordered public apology by holding an "idiot sign". The next ordered idiot sign...

#3 Bob in Feenicks : ...will be Anthony Wiener's. -And will be strategically located.

#2 Harvey : ...will simply be having to wear a nametag that says "Biden".

My favorite line was from jw:

A man who threatened Cleveland police is making a court-ordered public apology by holding an "idiot sign". The next ordered idiot sign......reads "hillary 2016".

Toffee Trifle to jw!
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Here's a new line for you to try:


Jack Nicholson has retired from acting because "His memory isn't what it used to be". Also not what it used to be...

10 comments:

  1. ...a few good men, in the White House.

    ...the economy, now called the little shop of horrors.

    ...getting people to use movies other than Five Easy Pieces and Easy Rider as euphemisms for letting Roman Polanski use your hot tub.

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  2. Senator Obama's staunch, unwavering opposition to American troops fighting in the Middle East.

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  3. the Los Angeles Lakers.

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  4. Things. Mercy, mercy me . . .

    The truth. Before Jack and Barack, we could handle it.

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  5. Anyone's desire to spend a winter with a spouse in an isolated hotel.

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  6. ...is the Republican Party.

    ...the old grey mare.

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  7. ...apparently, the red line.

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  8. ...Jack Nicholson's memory. ...Did somebody already say that?

    ...Red Rum.

    ...the role of Batman. At least Michael Keaton could act.

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  9. the hookers and blow.

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