Monday, September 30, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - Juice and Cookies

Here are the winners of the straight line from last Wednesday:

The Government Is Cutting Staff at the Department That Investigates Health Care Fraud. Also Getting Cut…

(source)
#5 Writer:… the departments investigating fraud in all other government departments and agencies.

#4 walruskkkch: ...the getting judged staff at SLOTD. (wink!)

#3 Bob B: …the grass at Barry’s favorite golf course.

#2 Fangbeer :...the only thing left that the Democrats are willing to cut. There will be a large cut in the number of cuts.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Smilin' Jack:

The Government Is Cutting Staff at the Department That Investigates Health Care Fraud. Also Getting Cut…OJ Simpson’s jailhouse privileges after he was caught stealing Anonymiss’ cookies from the cafeteria — who can resist them! 



 Cookies to 
Smilin' Jack!

and today's best kisser uppers were walruskkkch and FormerHostage:

The Government Is Cutting Staff at the Department That Investigates Health Care Fraud. Also Getting Cut…

walruskkkch:...cookie production, Walrus hardest hit.

FormerHostage:…the number of chips allowed in tollhouse cookies.
…the number of cookes Anonymiss can hand out. (NO!)

Kiss up cookies to 
 walruskkkch and FormerHostage !

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