Nuke the Punchline - Oops.We Didn't Mean To...

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The NSA Wrongly Added 16,000 Phone Numbers to an Alert List. Other Mistakes…

#5 Smilin' Jack: …publishing a list of all the working phone numbers in Detroit — enraging a vast number of drug dealers.

#4 Bob B: …will be ruthlessly suppressed, in a manner similar to that deployed against Snowden, and Wikileaks.

#3 Dohtimes: …was letting Huma Abedin find out that the 16,000 were all numbers belonging to Anthony.

#2 JeffersonFan: ...Posting our nuclear launch codes on Vladimir Putin’s Facebook account.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from can of spam:

The NSA Wrongly Added 16,000 Phone Numbers to an Alert List. Other Mistakes… they accidentally monitored an actual Muslim terrorist. Following White House directions and precedent, they quickly bowed and apologized to the terrorists and vowed to monitor an extra 25% of Tea Party people.

 Cookies to can of spam!

and today's best kiss uppers were Steve H, rodney dill, and walruskkkch:

The NSA Wrongly Added 16,000 Phone Numbers to an Alert List. Other Mistakes…

Steve H: … the NSA tried to add 16,000 chocolate chips to one cookie  [Mistake? Maybe not :) ]

rodney dill: … include burninating the cookies. [That pesky Trogdor!]

walruskkkch: ... nobody made cookies!!!!!!! [That's only because nobody asked me :)]

walruskkkch: ...getting between Walrus and his kiss up cookies. [I think he may be serious about his kiss up cookies!]

Kiss up cookies to Steve H
rodney dill and walruskkkch!

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I just posted the winners of Bored Fusion 16: Wheelbarrow at You've Been Fused: 16 and...

The new Bored Fusion 17: Don't Throw 'Em Out Yet needs a name. I can't wait to hear your ideas. :)

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My favorite NP punchlines:

When Colorado voters recalled two gun control advocates despite his support, Bloomberg...

#3 Harvey : ... cleverly threw his support behind salt, smoking, high-capacity magazines, and large sodas.

#2 Oppo : ... proposed a ban on recall elections.

My favorite line was from Bob B.:

When Colorado voters recalled two gun control advocates despite his support, Bloomberg...vowed never to let mere money stand in the way of his utopian dreams. He'll never allow his opponents a 7 to 1 cash disadvantage ever again.

Toffee Trifle to Bob B.!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

California lawmakers have approved driver's licenses for illegal immigrants. Next to be approved...