Nuke the Punchline - There Will Be Blood

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Fox News Announced a New Primetime Lineup, Which Will Include…

#5 Bob in Feenicks:…the Animation Domination version of The Five, featuring Homer Simpson, Peter Griffin, Bob Belcher, Stan Smith, and Chris Matthews.

#4 Dohtimes: …Hillary Clinton Live, Clinton picks today’s youtube video responsible for liberals destroying America while looking more and more like Larry King.

#3 Oppo: … the “I Miss America” pageant.

#2 Bob B. :…O’Reilly admiring himself, Hannity repeating himself, Gutfeld mocking himself, Beckel wetting himself…

And my favorite straight line of the day was from D***Cat:

Fox News Announced a New Primetime Lineup, Which Will Include…Fred Thompson, Adam Baldwin, and Chuck Norris. Paramedics will be standing by.

 Cookies to D***Cat!

and today's best kiss uppers were walruskkkch and HokieGomer:

Fox News Announced a New Primetime Lineup, Which Will Include...

walruskkkch: ...How to bake the best d*** cookies starring Anonymiss.    [I'm ready for my close up :)]

HokieGomer: …a regular baking feature called “All Things Anonymiss!”

Kiss up cookies to 
walruskkkch and HokieGomer!

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If you're a Hunter fan, like I am, go read his incredible Presidential Address here. It's awesome :)  Then go try your luck at Bored Fusion 19: Crazy Canoes. I can't wait to see your ideas :) 

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My favorite NP punchlines:

When he learned the Navy Yard shooter was Buddhist, Joe Biden...

#3 Rodney Dill :...proposed cutting off Budweiser sales at public events.

#2 Bob in Feenicks :...blamed it on all the Confusian.

My favorite line was from can of spam:

When he learned the Navy Yard shooter was Buddhist, Joe Biden...said, "while I appreciate a good booty, I'm more of a 'leg man'".

Toffee Trifle to can of spam!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

Brazilian hackers confuse NASA for the NSA in a revenge attack. Next to be confused...