Obamacare Guessing Game: What Does THIS Regulate??

I had the priviliege to read some of the Obamacare regulations from the Federal Register today. My. My. It has so many words and says so little it rivals a female pre-teen.

Let's see how smart you guys are. See if you can find what this section of Obamacare is trying to regulate. Hints: This particular issue is addressed in 6 pages of tiny print written in three columns. (this is just an excerpt)  It must be quite complex, as it includes six definitions (many with sub-definitions) and seven examples. The issue listed directly after this one concerns the Coast Guard and regulates marine events off the coast of Atlantic City on the 4th Sunday of June. Cookies to the first one who can put this into English. Best of luck.

It has been determined that this

Treasury decision is not a significant

regulatory action as defined in

Executive Order 12866, as

supplemented by Executive Order

13563. Therefore, a regulatory

assessment is not required. It also has

been determined that section 553(b) of

the Administrative Procedure Act (5

U.S.C. chapter 5) does not apply to these

regulations. It is hereby certified that

these regulations will not have a

significant economic impact on a

substantial number of small entities.

This certification is based on the fact

that these regulations are designed to

accommodate the recordkeeping

methods currently used by small

entities that provide indoor tanning

services. The regulations merely

implement the tax imposed by section

5000B of the Code, and section 6001 of

the Code already requires taxpayers to

keep books and records sufficient to

show whether or not they are liable for

tax. The information necessary to

prepare these records is readily

available to providers, and this

recordkeeping will take little additional

time to complete.

*Bonus: The next heading after the preceding was PART 602—OMB CONTROL NUMBERS UNDER THE PAPERWORK REDUCTION ACT. I don't claim to understand 10% of this gobbledy gook, but I found it ironic that anyone could put the words "Paperwork Reduction Act" in a document eight times as long as the Bible. Obviously, they put that phrase in repeatedly.