Nuke the Punchline - Good Evening Infidel

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet…

#5 Keln:  Does anyone know how to make a “twitter bomb”?

#4 Bob in Feenicks: …’Admiral Akbar!’, followed by: ‘Admiral? I meant Allah Akbar. Curse you, auto correct!’

#3 Oppo: No fake followers allowed! We’re killers, but we’re not as desperate and lame as Obama and Hillary C.

#2 can of spam: … called for the destruction of America. And was promptly “favorited” by @BarackObama.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from rodney dill:

Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet... Silence… I keel you.

 Cookies to rodney dill!

and today's best kiss upper was walruskkkch (he redeemed himself at the last moment):

Al Qaeda opened its first official Twitter account. Its first tweet… I will gladly convert and risk death for some Anonymiss’ cookies!  (I think the grammar hammer could help that somehow...but the typist is a walrus. It's gotta be tough with those big flippers...)

Kiss up cookies to 
 walruskkkch!

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