Obamacare expert “Navigators” had to be told “don’t leave tax returns on fax machines”. They also needed to be told…
#3 rodney dill: …that the government wasn’t so much shut down as it was on Cruz control.
#2 Smilin' Jack: …that they were no longer ‘community organizers’ — and that their employer’s involvement in “rampant contract fraud” was not an issue. (ref link)
And my favorite straight line of the day was from blarg:
Obamacare expert “Navigators” had to be told “don’t leave tax returns on fax machines”. They also needed to be told…that due to new regulations regarding health care coverage their jobs are part time and thus they are not eligible for employer-provided healthcare. They were also given a phone number to call to arrange for healthcare coverage…and when they call, it goes straight to their own voicemail.
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Jake of "Body by Jake", Coca-Cola, and Chris Christie are joining forces to fight childhood obesity. Also getting together...
#3 Bob B.: ...Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry and Botox to fight public displays of emotion.
#2 walruskkkch: Chief Justice Roberts, Obamacare and Dr. Jack Kervorkian to make sure America stays healthy.
and my favorite line was from Keln:
Jake of "Body by Jake", Coca-Cola, and Chris Christie are joining forces to fight childhood obesity. Also getting together...Michelle Obama, her left fist, and her right fist to fight obese children.
Free phones are being offered Obamacare insurance buyers. The next perk...
Obamacare expert “Navigators” had to be told “don’t leave tax returns on fax machines”. They also needed to be told…that due to new regulations regarding health care coverage their jobs are part time and thus they are not eligible for employer-provided healthcare. They were also given a phone number to call to arrange for healthcare coverage…and when they call, it goes straight to their own voicemail.
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| Cookies to blarg! |
and today's best kiss upper was walruskkkch:
Obamacare expert “Navigators” had to be told “don’t leave tax returns on fax machines”. They also needed to be told…Anonymiss makes the bestest cookies evah!
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| Kiss up cookies to walruskkkch! |
My favorite lines from yesterday:
#3 Bob B.: ...Nancy Pelosi, John Kerry and Botox to fight public displays of emotion.
#2 walruskkkch: Chief Justice Roberts, Obamacare and Dr. Jack Kervorkian to make sure America stays healthy.
and my favorite line was from Keln:
Jake of "Body by Jake", Coca-Cola, and Chris Christie are joining forces to fight childhood obesity. Also getting together...Michelle Obama, her left fist, and her right fist to fight obese children.
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| Cookies to Keln! |
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Here's a new line for you to try:
An appointment with an Obamacare "Operator" to walk you through the perplexing task of dialing it.
ReplyDeleteDinner with the Obamas, leave the dog at home.
ReplyDelete...a perpetual calendar to track when the next available doctor appointment will open up.
ReplyDelete...free data backup with nsa.gov.
ReplyDeleteDisclaimer: No guarantee you'll be able to retrieve your data, just know the NSA has a copy of it.
A free toaster oven with each Platinum plan, if you agree to sacrifice your first-born child.
ReplyDelete...will be ring tones from all of Obama's favorites; Jay-Z, Stevie Wonder and Kane West.
ReplyDelete...a ringtone of Biden yelling "LEEEEEEROY JENKINS!!!"
...includes pre-programming the phone with Sandra Fluke's number.