YouTube Plans to Launch an Awards Show, Which Will Feature…
#3 D***Cat:…videos featuring 23 of my cousins – all idiots.
#2 Bob B.: …a great deal of copyright infringement.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from FormerHostage:
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#3 HokieGomer.: ....includes pre-programming the phone with Sandra Fluke's number.
#2 Bob B.: ...a perpetual calendar to track when the next available doctor appointment will open up.
and my favorite line was from Bob in Feenicks:
Free phones are being offered Obamacare insurance buyers. The next perk...free data backup with nsa.gov.
Disclaimer: No guarantee you'll be able to retrieve your data, just know the NSA has a copy of it.
Donald Trump's biggest concern about Hillary's 2016 bid is her health because...
YouTube Plans to Launch an Awards Show, Which Will Feature…a compilation [buffering..........] of all the [buffering........] best that You[buffering.......]tube has to offer in the [buffering............................].
Cookies to FormerHostage! |
and today's best kiss uppers were walruskkkch, Burt and Bob in Feenicks:
YouTube Plans to Launch an Awards Show, Which Will Feature…
walruskkkch:The best cookies ever devised by the human mind, those of Anonymiss. [We're not sure why, but why quibble with such a good idea? :) ]
Burt: …awards of cookies baked in the shape of Oscar the Grouch. [I don't get it :)]
Bob in Feenicks: …Chocolate Rain. (To go with Anonymiss’ cookies) [I don't get this one either :)]
walruskkkch:The best cookies ever devised by the human mind, those of Anonymiss. [We're not sure why, but why quibble with such a good idea? :) ]
Burt: …awards of cookies baked in the shape of Oscar the Grouch. [I don't get it :)]
Bob in Feenicks: …Chocolate Rain. (To go with Anonymiss’ cookies) [I don't get this one either :)]
Kiss up cookies to walruskkkch, Burt, and Bob in Feenicks! |
My favorite lines from yesterday:
#3 HokieGomer.: ....includes pre-programming the phone with Sandra Fluke's number.
#2 Bob B.: ...a perpetual calendar to track when the next available doctor appointment will open up.
and my favorite line was from Bob in Feenicks:
Free phones are being offered Obamacare insurance buyers. The next perk...free data backup with nsa.gov.
Disclaimer: No guarantee you'll be able to retrieve your data, just know the NSA has a copy of it.
Cookies to Bob in Feenicks! |
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Here's a new line for you to try:
...Obamacare doesn't cover cankles beyond a certain circumference.
ReplyDeleteIt couldn't be her hairstyle, no way.
ReplyDelete...if she looks in a mirror she'll get physically ill... just like everyone else that sees here.
ReplyDelete...if she looks in a mirror she'll get physically ill... just like everyone else that sees here.
ReplyDelete...her wealth is no threat.
ReplyDeleteThe three brain cells she injured while falling are 33.3% of all known Democrat brain cells and Liberalism has just been declared a flesh eating virus that likes brain cells for dessert.
ReplyDelete...he heard rumors she had sex with Bill Clinton, and God knows all the diseases he has.
ReplyDelete'Chocolate Rain' was a YouTube video that went viral a few years ago:
Deletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA
It sounded like something that would go well with cookies.