In California, a “Gargantuan” Tortoise Was Fatally Struck After Wandering onto I-10. Why Did the Tortoise Try to Cross the Road?
#5 Oppo: ...Oh, it died. Then what difference, at this point, does it make?
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#4 Bob B....To escape from rabid environmentalists who were trying to “protect” him out of existence.
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#4 Bob B....To escape from rabid environmentalists who were trying to “protect” him out of existence.
#3 Jimmy: ...He was using Apple Maps and they were wrong.
#2 walruskkkch:...In California? It was probably a cross-dressing, trans-species Chicken.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from can of spam:
In California, a “Gargantuan” Tortoise Was Fatally Struck After Wandering onto I-10. Why Did the Tortoise Try to Cross the Road? Some ^%#ing Italian plumber jumped on its back and sent it shooting off in that direction.
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and today's best kiss uppers were can of spam and walruskkkch:
In California, a “Gargantuan” Tortoise Was Fatally Struck After Wandering onto I-10. Why Did the Tortoise Try to Cross the Road?
walruskkkch: There was a pile of warm, delicious Anonymiss cookies on the other side.
can of spam: He saw a plate of cookies on the other side.
can of spam: He saw a plate of cookies on the other side.
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My favorite lines from yesterday:
Yay! Where are our disability benefits?
#2 walruskkkch:...Milk is considered paraphernalia
and my favorite line was from Dohtimes:
If Oreos are more addictive than cocaine, then...there is no hope, absolutely no hope. For walrus.
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The best NP kisser uppers: walruskkkch, can of spam & Bob B.
If Oreos are more addictive than cocaine, then...
Bob B.:...that explains why I am compelled to seek Anonymiss cookies... :)
can of spam:.. Anonymiss' cookies must be patently illegal. [yep. I make COOKIES. Oreos are crackers masquerading as cookies]
walruskkkch:Anonymiss is looking at least at 25 to life. [Nobody better squeal on me :)]
If Oreos are more addictive than cocaine, then...
Bob B.:...that explains why I am compelled to seek Anonymiss cookies... :)
can of spam:.. Anonymiss' cookies must be patently illegal. [yep. I make COOKIES. Oreos are crackers masquerading as cookies]
walruskkkch:Anonymiss is looking at least at 25 to life. [Nobody better squeal on me :)]
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States like Florida have "Food Stamp Recruiters" who have a quota to sign up 150 new recipients per month. Other quotas...
Plates of Anonymiss' cookies eaten be a certain Walrus per day.
ReplyDeleteDisability "recruiters", who increase the eligibility pool by tire-ironing at least 150 patellas a month.
ReplyDelete... feature Foot-Stamp Recruiters, because Obama can't whine everywhere at the same time.
ReplyDelete... involve laborers whose job it to remove the capital "D" from EBT cards, before they are issued.
... apply to Employment Recruiters, who are the un-Bizarro World's Food Stamp Recruiters.
... are quotas for Ermey Recruiters, who must P.T. at least 150 jackwagons each day until they abandon all hope of getting into his beloved Corps.
... are for Food Stamp Recruiter Recruiters, who must find 150 people soulless enough to want a career convincing people to take free stuff.
ReplyDeleteStates like Florida have "Food Stamp Recruiters" who have a quota to sign up 150 new recipients per month. Other quotas...
ReplyDeleteThe new Foreign Future Food Stamp Recruiters who go after Americans in waiting who will, without a doubt, need food stamps once they get Amnesty and free Healthcare.
...sending a thousand bottles of water a day to Haiti along with a food stamp request form that can be put in the empty bottle and thrown into the ocean.
ReplyDelete...the programmer who maintains the link to Walmart stores has to work 120 hours a week.
...more language handicapped enrollees, especially the ones who can only say meow or woof woof.
...include 5 "puff" pieces a day from the mainstream media about how wonderful Obamacare is, and 10 "sob stories" a day about how much Tea Party resistance to the roll-out is hurting the poor and minorities
ReplyDelete...the minimum number of race cards they have to play.
ReplyDelete...Joe Biden has a book full of his favorite quotas.