Obamacare's Phone Number

Due to the "Family-Friendly" rules maintained here at Nuking Politics, I am going to have to respectfully request that discussions of Obamacare's national phone number be taken off-site.  We would prefer not to have such filth pollute our otherwise pristine discourse.

Besides which, I think they're sincere - so we can rest assured the country's in the best of hands.

If you care to pursue the issue further, please note the following two links:



How To Never Forget The National Obamacare Hotline Phone Number
(If there are children around, you’re going to want to ask them to leave.)
http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/how-to-never-forget-the-national-obamacare-hotline-phone-num

Screwed? Confirmed! Don’t miss hilarious national Obamacare phone number
http://twitchy.com/2013/10/03/screwed-confirmed-dont-miss-hilarious-national-obamacare-phone-number-pic/