You Have My Permission to be Impressed

I just saw this:

(Btw, the toy in the background is a duplo car for preschoolers, not a little lego one.)

It's the biggest spider I've even seen that wasn't behind glass.

And I killed and disposed of it all by myself. :D

And I didn't even do that high-pitched-squeal thing.

Maybe this is more the size Ms. Pelosi wanted way back when:

The next one I find is all hers.

But wait.

Shouldn't I get a prize or something?