Nuke the Punchline - Coming out of His Gloves

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Obama Is Asking Health Insurers to Help Fix HealthCare.gov. Also Lending a Hand…

#5 walruskkkch: ...A whole parcel of unemployed “Wymens Studies” majors from Harvard.

#4 Bob in Feenicks:…Gomez Addams. But remember, Thing is only on loan. He’ll want him back eventually.

#3 blarg: …diseases, especially viruses.

#2 Da**Cat:…well, nobody – but lots of people are giving him a finger.

And my favorite straight lines of the day were from Burt:

Obama Is Asking Health Insurers to Help Fix HealthCare.gov. Also Lending a Hand…George Castanza. 

 Cookies to Burt!

and today's best kiss uppers were Bob B., walruskkkch and FormerHostage:

Obama Is Asking Health Insurers to Help Fix HealthCare.gov. Also Lending a Hand…

Bob B.:…is Anonymiss, who has been tasked with the all-important cookie control. 

walruskkkch:… All the best and brightest cookie bakers in the land. Unfortunately they forgot Anonymiss so were doomed to failure. 

FormerHostage:…the Keebler elves to set EPA and OSHA guidelines for Anonymiss’ cookie recipes.

Kiss up Cookies to Bob B.,
walruskkkch and FormerHostage!

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My favorite lines from yesterday were from:

Since Anonymiss beat her in a Zumba challenge, MObama...

Harvey: ... was exiled in shame back to her home planet of Kashyyyk

Bob in Feenicks:...let's just say, the IRS is about to conduct its first cookie audit.

and my favorite line was from Oppo:

Since Anonymiss beat her in a Zumba challenge, MObama...... blamed it on being Bushed.

Cookies to Oppo!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

If depression accelerates aging...