President Obama Denied Saying “If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It”. What He Said Was…
#5 Eric Praline:…“if you like your flan, you can keep it.” He was reassuring the public that Michelle won’t take away their dessert custards.
#4 Oppo and walruskkkch (Cooperation cookies!): If* you* like* your* plan* you* can* keep* it*.
*If [indicating an open possibility] you [a generalized group including many, but not specifically an individual] like [conjectural subjective lacking specific definition] your [nominally possessive but functionally inclusive and not necessarily exclusive. see "you" previous] plan [a course of action suggested for the future but open for amending as new facts present themselves] you [See previous definition] can [representative of the probable but not definitive of actual results] keep [two things 1. To provide (a government, for example) with maintenance and support, 2. To raise. Both of which are operative in this statement] it [All inclusive generality without necessarily indicating anything specifically.]
#4 Oppo and walruskkkch (Cooperation cookies!): If* you* like* your* plan* you* can* keep* it*.
*If [indicating an open possibility] you [a generalized group including many, but not specifically an individual] like [conjectural subjective lacking specific definition] your [nominally possessive but functionally inclusive and not necessarily exclusive. see "you" previous] plan [a course of action suggested for the future but open for amending as new facts present themselves] you [See previous definition] can [representative of the probable but not definitive of actual results] keep [two things 1. To provide (a government, for example) with maintenance and support, 2. To raise. Both of which are operative in this statement] it [All inclusive generality without necessarily indicating anything specifically.]
#3 jw: ...if I like your plan you can keep it. i don’t like your plan.
#2 Karen: … Well, he doesn’t know exactly. He tends to tune out sometimes and read the teleprompter on autopilot, so it must have been a glitch.
#2 Karen: … Well, he doesn’t know exactly. He tends to tune out sometimes and read the teleprompter on autopilot, so it must have been a glitch.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Da**cat:
President Obama Denied Saying “If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It”. What He Said Was…“If you don’t like my plan you can eat it.”
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| Cookies to Da**cat! |
and today's best kiss uppers were walruskkkch and rodney dill:
President Obama Denied Saying “If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It”. What He Said Was…
walruskkkch:...Unless I get me some Anonymiss cookies you will all PAY! [Obviously, he hasn't gotten any. If I give him some will we not "all have to pay"? :P]
rodney dill:… when Anonymiss intentionally puts walnuts in her cookies. [That'll be the day!]
rodney dill:… when Anonymiss intentionally puts walnuts in her cookies. [That'll be the day!]
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| Kiss up Cookies to walruskkkch and rodney dill! |
My favorite line from yesterday was from walruskkkch:
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Obama was roasted by Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood at the CMAs. Next to roast Obama...I don't know, could it be.....SATAN!!!!???!!?
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| Cookies to walruskkkch! |
Here's a new line for you to try:
President Obama said "Obviously, we didn't do a good enough job in terms of how we crafted the law". His next not-good-enough craft...
...handmade submarine screen doors.
ReplyDeleteAhem, giving credit in the tagline for who got the cookies?
ReplyDeleteOops. Sorry walrus. Fixed now.
DeleteExtra cookies for walruskkkch! :)
Yippee!
DeletePresident Obama said "Obviously, we didn't do a good enough job in terms of how we crafted the law". His next not-good-enough craft...
ReplyDeleteCookie baking.
President Obama said "Obviously, we didn't do a good enough job in terms of how we crafted the law". His next not-good-enough craft...
ReplyDeleteHand turkey drawing.
His impeachment defense. Well, one can hope.
ReplyDelete(Obama sings to "Witchcraft", as delivered by Frank Sinatra)
ReplyDeleteReporters in my hair, the mockers ev’rywhere
You want me now to care ‘bout which craft?
I’ve got no time to think of it
The heat is on, I just can’t quit
This constant open lyin’ I do-
So it’s which craft, which new botched craft?
Doesn’t matter, ‘cause it’s a snafu
The need to lie’s inside of me
My heart’s corrupt, it’s plain to see –
I just don’t know what more I can do
It’s such a scand’lous path
When people do the math
They’ll know my words are never true
Very well done sir, very well done.
DeleteHigh praise indeed, O Hoarder-of-the-Cookies, Master of the Repurposed Melody!
DeleteYou also just beat me to it, I was going to rough something up when I had the time. :)
DeleteAl Gore's Macarena & Cheese.
ReplyDeleteThe SS Minnow
ReplyDeleteAmish made drones.
ReplyDeleteNSA Surveillance electronics manufactured in China
ReplyDelete...will be a leaky canoe up a creek. Good news is he learned to dog paddle as a child.
ReplyDelete