President Obama Denied Saying “If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It”. What He Said Was…
#5 Eric Praline:…“if you like your flan, you can keep it.” He was reassuring the public that Michelle won’t take away their dessert custards.
#4 Oppo and walruskkkch (Cooperation cookies!): If* you* like* your* plan* you* can* keep* it*.
*If [indicating an open possibility] you [a generalized group including many, but not specifically an individual] like [conjectural subjective lacking specific definition] your [nominally possessive but functionally inclusive and not necessarily exclusive. see "you" previous] plan [a course of action suggested for the future but open for amending as new facts present themselves] you [See previous definition] can [representative of the probable but not definitive of actual results] keep [two things 1. To provide (a government, for example) with maintenance and support, 2. To raise. Both of which are operative in this statement] it [All inclusive generality without necessarily indicating anything specifically.]
#4 Oppo and walruskkkch (Cooperation cookies!): If* you* like* your* plan* you* can* keep* it*.
*If [indicating an open possibility] you [a generalized group including many, but not specifically an individual] like [conjectural subjective lacking specific definition] your [nominally possessive but functionally inclusive and not necessarily exclusive. see "you" previous] plan [a course of action suggested for the future but open for amending as new facts present themselves] you [See previous definition] can [representative of the probable but not definitive of actual results] keep [two things 1. To provide (a government, for example) with maintenance and support, 2. To raise. Both of which are operative in this statement] it [All inclusive generality without necessarily indicating anything specifically.]
#3 jw: ...if I like your plan you can keep it. i don’t like your plan.
#2 Karen: … Well, he doesn’t know exactly. He tends to tune out sometimes and read the teleprompter on autopilot, so it must have been a glitch.
#2 Karen: … Well, he doesn’t know exactly. He tends to tune out sometimes and read the teleprompter on autopilot, so it must have been a glitch.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Da**cat:
President Obama Denied Saying “If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It”. What He Said Was…“If you don’t like my plan you can eat it.”
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| Cookies to Da**cat! |
and today's best kiss uppers were walruskkkch and rodney dill:
President Obama Denied Saying “If You Like Your Plan, You Can Keep It”. What He Said Was…
walruskkkch:...Unless I get me some Anonymiss cookies you will all PAY! [Obviously, he hasn't gotten any. If I give him some will we not "all have to pay"? :P]
rodney dill:… when Anonymiss intentionally puts walnuts in her cookies. [That'll be the day!]
rodney dill:… when Anonymiss intentionally puts walnuts in her cookies. [That'll be the day!]
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| Kiss up Cookies to walruskkkch and rodney dill! |
My favorite line from yesterday was from walruskkkch:
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Obama was roasted by Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood at the CMAs. Next to roast Obama...I don't know, could it be.....SATAN!!!!???!!?
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| Cookies to walruskkkch! |
Here's a new line for you to try:
President Obama said "Obviously, we didn't do a good enough job in terms of how we crafted the law". His next not-good-enough craft...
