DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
#5 blarg: …IRS’s list of conservatives to audit
#4 Bob in Feenicks:…chair sizes in the Oval Office in anticipation of Chris Christie’s election in 2016.
#3 Karen.:… Scientists have yet to determine, but they have managed to rule out awareness.
#2 Dohtimes:…the number of dictionaries on the book burning pile.
#2 Dohtimes:…the number of dictionaries on the book burning pile.
And my favorite straight lines of the day were from Oppo:
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC… the desire to turn the rest of the country into “one centers.”
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| Cookies to Oppo! |
DC is now the fastest growing region of “1 percenters” in the country. Also growing in DC…
walruskkkch:…the knowledge that they will never possess Anonymiss cookies, EVAH! [not a crumb :)]
Bob B.: ...a hunger for goodness, satisfied only by Anonymiss cookies. [Awwwww :)]
FormerHostage: …the (cookies) number of (cookies) Anonymiss suck ups (cookies) who would stuff (cookies) a cookie (cookies) reference any(cookies)where in order to (cookies) get a mention….cookies. [hee hee hee]
E Pluribus Unum: ..the hue and cry for even more and better benefits on those gummint jobs. Most notably, no more store-bought cookies, but instead……yes, you guessed it….. Special Magical Chocolate Chip Cookies, Homemade and Kissed by Anonymiss Love…… [which of course she would never, ever provide for stinking gummint bureaucrats]! [of COURSE not!]
James: ...Demand for chocolate chips. [I suggest stockpiling. This is the time of year to do it, too :P ]
Bob B.: ...a hunger for goodness, satisfied only by Anonymiss cookies. [Awwwww :)]
FormerHostage: …the (cookies) number of (cookies) Anonymiss suck ups (cookies) who would stuff (cookies) a cookie (cookies) reference any(cookies)where in order to (cookies) get a mention….cookies. [hee hee hee]
E Pluribus Unum: ..the hue and cry for even more and better benefits on those gummint jobs. Most notably, no more store-bought cookies, but instead……yes, you guessed it….. Special Magical Chocolate Chip Cookies, Homemade and Kissed by Anonymiss Love…… [which of course she would never, ever provide for stinking gummint bureaucrats]! [of COURSE not!]
James: ...Demand for chocolate chips. [I suggest stockpiling. This is the time of year to do it, too :P ]
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| Kiss up Cookies to walruskkkch, Bob B., FormerHostage, E Pluribus Unum and James! |
My favorite line yesterday was from Steve H:
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Monty Python is reuniting for their first show together in 30 years. My favorite [clean] Monty Python bit..."I'd like to start an argument". [If, however, you think the sketch *you* suggested was better, feel free to argue your point in the comments. Just be sure to use Monty Python language :) I'll choose another favorite tomorrow]
Kiss Up Cookies to Bob B. for finding a Monty Python cookie cutter! His original link didn't work, though. His explanation: But they assured me that link would work on day one with no problems!(What is this I and T thing they speak of?) I still stand by my statement that if you like your cookie, you can keep it.
Kiss Up Cookies to Bob B. for finding a Monty Python cookie cutter! His original link didn't work, though. His explanation: But they assured me that link would work on day one with no problems!(What is this I and T thing they speak of?) I still stand by my statement that if you like your cookie, you can keep it.
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| Cookies to Steve H and Kiss Up Cookies to Bob B.! |
Here's a new line for you to try:
George P. Bush, nephew and grandson to previous U.S. presidents, is running for office in Texas. Why do they name them all George?
