Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - She's Gotten So Commercial

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

Nancy Pelosi: “What the President Said Was Completely Accurate”. Other Recent Statements by Pelosi…


#5 HokieGomer:…have caused her nose to grow so long as to prove Archimedes assertion that a lever long enough CAN move the world.

#4 @boston_bubba:…Live, from New York, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!

#3 Bob B.:…need an mega-dose of Botox to keep straight.

#2 E Pluribus Unum:…I am batman! [one of my favorite commercials of all time :)]

And my favorite straight lines of the day were from walruskkkch:

Nancy Pelosi: “What the President Said Was Completely Accurate”. Other Recent Statements by Pelosi… [she's looking a lot like Joe Isuzu these days. But it's HER. At 30 seconds a piece, you should watch all 3 :)]





 Cookies to walruskkkch!

and today's best kiss uppers were  walruskkkch, James, and FormerHostage:

Nancy Pelosi: “What the President Said Was Completely Accurate”. Other Recent Statements by Pelosi…

walruskkkch:…“I can get me some Anonymiss cookies anytime I want to.” [good luck with that Ms. Pelosi!] 

James: …Da**, these are fantastic. Pass me another cookie.

Former Hostage: …I don’t know anybody who prefers homemade tollhouse cookies over Chips Ahoy! [she is CERTIFIABLY CRAZY! I like Oreos on occasion, but Chips Ahoy? UGH.]


Kiss up Cookies to walruskkkch,
James and FormerHostage!
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My favorite lines yesterday were from can of spam [I couldn't decide which of these lines I liked best, so I combined them :)]:

(haha I almost left the Gov Christie pic here by accident :)

The entertainers on floats in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade had to be switched due to political incompatibilities. Other switches... include swapping The Grinch in for Santa on the Obamacare float and replacing the giant balloons with unmanned drones.

Cookies to can of spam!
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Here's a new line for you to try:


Monty Python is reuniting for their first show together in 30 years. Your favorite [clean] Monty Python bit...
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32 comments:

  1. Steve HNovember 19, 2013 at 12:32 PM

    Without a doubt - SPAM !!!

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  2. Steve HNovember 19, 2013 at 12:33 PM

    or maybe, "I'd like to start an argument"

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  3. HarveyNovember 19, 2013 at 12:37 PM

    Cheese Shop Sketch

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPN3KTtrnZM

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  4. OppoNovember 19, 2013 at 12:41 PM

    Cheese Shop.

    ... and no one can resist the impulse to laugh upon hearing the words "I wish to register a complaint."

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  5. Bob B.November 19, 2013 at 12:41 PM

    Fish License/Eric the Half-a-bee, no, Nudge Nud...aaaaaugh..........

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  6. can of spamNovember 19, 2013 at 12:43 PM

    From the slightly more obscure department, I really liked the episode where they did "It's The Mind", which took a look at deja vu in the form of a television presenter who kept finding himself looping back to the beginning of his segment on deja vu...

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  7. walruskkkchNovember 19, 2013 at 12:43 PM

    I have several, if you include the movies. In no particular order.

    Latin lesson from Life of Brian
    Dead Parrot sketch from the show
    Political lecture from Holy Grail
    Confuse a cat from the show
    She's a witch! from Holy Grail
    What have the Romans done for us? From Life of Brian
    The Pirahna Brothers from the show
    Crunchy Frog from the show

    Oh hell, you can just say "everything" and be right with Monty Python.

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    1. HokieGomerNovember 19, 2013 at 1:42 PM

      Ditto on the Latin lesson. We homeschool and the wife is teaching the crumbcrunchers Latin. She had never seen it and I showed it to her the other evening. Hillarity ensued.

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  8. OppoNovember 19, 2013 at 12:44 PM

    On second thought, my new vote is: "It's a . . . nice Army base you got here, Colonel . . "

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  9. can of spamNovember 19, 2013 at 12:46 PM

    From "Live at the Hollywood Bowl", two I like:

    * DaVinci and The Pope discussing an early version of "The Last Supper" - "What in God's name possessed you to paint this picture with THREE CHRISTS in it?!?!?!"

    * Four Yorkshiremen on-upping each other about how tough they had it growing up as kids - "We used to DREAM of living in a lake. 'twuld have been paradise to us..."

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  10. Rodney DillNovember 19, 2013 at 12:57 PM

    I'm a lumberjack... and I'm OK

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  11. AnonymousNovember 19, 2013 at 1:09 PM

    From Life of Brian, The Stoning

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  12. Bob B.November 19, 2013 at 1:14 PM

    And now for something completely different...the obligatory cookie reference!
    http://warpzoneprints.com/go/cookie-gallery/montypython_knight_04/

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  13. Rodney DillNovember 19, 2013 at 1:37 PM

    What is your quest?

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  14. JamesNovember 19, 2013 at 2:07 PM

    So many choices. There is the Hungarian Phrase Book
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akbflkF_1zY

    the Fish Slapping Dance (somebody should hit Obama with a dead mackerel)
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhJQp-q1Y1s

    but the French Knight is still my favorite. Can they hire him to anchor Fox News?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9V7zbWNznbs

    and of course the Lumberjack Song.

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  15. UnknownNovember 19, 2013 at 2:17 PM

    The Ministry of Silly Walks

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  16. Bob in FeenicksNovember 19, 2013 at 2:22 PM

    The Four Yorkshire Men

    The Bruces Sketch (including the Philosopher's Song)

    The Parrot Sketch (not entirely clean, Cleese uses the F-bomb at the end)

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  17. walruskkkchNovember 19, 2013 at 2:24 PM

    Soccer match, Long John Silver impersonators vs some Hampshire gynecologists.

    Leopard of the Yard!

    Krelm Toothpaste

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    1. walruskkkchNovember 19, 2013 at 2:25 PM

      Oh man, how could I forget the Olympic Hide and Seek contest and Twit of the Year!

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    2. can of spamNovember 19, 2013 at 4:09 PM

      Yeah, Upper-Middle Class Twit of the Year is an absolute classic!

      The Hollywood Bowl concert film also has a soccer match between Greek and German philosophers that's OK, but not one of their greatest.

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  18. Crabby Old BatNovember 19, 2013 at 2:37 PM

    How have we missed the Spanish Inquisition? NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tym0MObFpTI

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  19. walruskkkchNovember 19, 2013 at 3:28 PM

    Herr Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm, and ask you - just quickly - if there's any particular thing that you remember about Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern- schplenden- schlitter- crasscrenbon- fried- digger- dingle- dangle- dongle- dungle- burstein- von- knacker- thrasher- apple- banger- horowitz- ticolensic- grander- knotty- spelltinkle- grandlich- grumblemeyer- spelterwasser- kurstlich- himbleeisen- bahnwagen- gutenabend- bitte- ein- nürnburger- bratwustle- gerspurten- mitz- weimache- luber- hundsfut- gumberaber- shönedanker- kalbsfleisch- mittler- aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm?

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  20. HarveyNovember 19, 2013 at 4:55 PM

    I'd leave a comment, but I'm trying not to be seen right now:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltmMJntSfQI

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  21. HarveyNovember 19, 2013 at 5:02 PM

    I had trouble with Bob B's link. It just took me to the main page. Here's the Black Knight cookie cutter:

    http://warpzoneprints.com/all-products/monty-python-black-knight-cookie-cutter

    If you get taken to the main page, search "monty python" (without quotes), and you'll see the other cutters available

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    1. Bob B.November 19, 2013 at 7:31 PM

      But they assured me that link would work on day one with no problems!(What is this I and T thing they speak of?) I still stand by my statement that if you like your cookie, you can keep it.

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  22. OppoNovember 19, 2013 at 5:40 PM

    Favorite sketch? The red one. No, blue. Aaaaaaughhhh

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  23. Steve HNovember 20, 2013 at 8:44 AM

    I always enjoyed the little film clip at the beginning of the shows where one of them would travel through some terrible situation (like swimming out of the ocean or crawling out of a desert) just to reach the cameraman to say "It's..." and they cut immediately to the show's opening credits. (A lot of work for a joke.)

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  24. Mr DirtNovember 20, 2013 at 6:47 PM

    For us sick SOBs it's the 'Undertaker's Sketch'.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWWg5shNWR4

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