A New Concept Drone Can Fly, Swim, Drive, and Hop. What It Can’t Do…
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126 responses. Geeeez! I had a terrible time narrowing it down. I think you guys (and Harvey) like making me work hard or something ;) Hmmm. How should I get you back?...
#11 Bob in Feenicks:…get no satisfaction.
#10 rodney dill: …fix ObamaCare#11 Bob in Feenicks:…get no satisfaction.
#9 Burt: ...twerk.
#8 FormerHostage:…match wits with a Sicilian when death is on the line.
#7 Les: …is fly, swim, drive, or hop. It was designed by the same folks who brought you Obamacare.
#6 Da**Cat:…open the pod bay doors.
#6 Da**Cat:…open the pod bay doors.
#4 Conservatarian:…navigate beyond the home screen of healthcare.gov
#3 E Pluribus Unum: ..pull off a 4g *inverted* dive and take a polaroid shot.
#2 Bob B.:…the Hokey-Pokey.
#2 Bob B.:…the Hokey-Pokey.
And my favorite straight lines of the day were from Steve H:
A New Concept Drone Can Fly, Swim, Drive, and Hop. What It Can’t Do… stop every so often during its busy schedule and call his sick mother once in a while, Mr. “I'm-So-Important-I-Work-For-the-government” can’t check in on poor old Mom who never gets so much as a visit or even a nice card on mother’s day, not even one of those cheap cards from the five-and-dime, no sir, that would be asking too much…
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| Cookies to Steve H! |
and today's best kiss uppers were Jimmy, walruskkkch, rodney dill, Steve H and Dohtimes:
A New Concept Drone Can Fly, Swim, Drive, and Hop. What It Can’t Do…
Jimmy: …obvious!! Bake cookies!!
walruskkkch:… Bake cookies like Anonymiss can!
...obtain Anonymiss’ secret recipe for the best cookies evah!
rodney dill:…selectively destroy cookies containing walnuts
Steve H: … resist Anonymiss’s cookies.
… help Anonymiss paw through all of these entries.
Dohtimes:…have it’s cake and eat its cookies too, unless they are peas and carrots cookies.
walruskkkch:… Bake cookies like Anonymiss can!
...obtain Anonymiss’ secret recipe for the best cookies evah!
rodney dill:…selectively destroy cookies containing walnuts
Steve H: … resist Anonymiss’s cookies.
… help Anonymiss paw through all of these entries.
Dohtimes:…have it’s cake and eat its cookies too, unless they are peas and carrots cookies.
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| Kiss up Cookies to Jimmy, walruskkkch, rodney dill, Steve H and Dohtimes! |
My favorite line from yesterday was from Bob in Feenicks:
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Here's a new line for you to try:
If depression accelerates aging...Nancy Pelosi will be needing more plastic surgery thanks to Obamacare.
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| Cookies to Bob in Feenicks! |
Here's a new line for you to try:
Siri has been known to give clever responses to questions. When asked, "got insurance?", Siri...
... replied "well, I used to have an Extended Warranty, but it got cancelled because it didn't meet the Obamacare requirements"
ReplyDelete...said "Do you want to come upstairs...or are you here for an insurance policy?"
ReplyDelete...said "Yes, we have no bananas..."
...sobbed, then said "He promised me I could keep it, but he lied..."
...said "I have found one website where you can't get health insurance..."
... lectures you on your grammar.
ReplyDelete... pulls up Craigslist personals, assuming you're some kind of skank (or looking for one).
... pre-loads a 404 page in Safari to save effort.
... looks up your AppleCare information.
... pulls up a Wolfram Alpha article an actuary science.
... directs you to the middle of a weapons testing site. Oh, wait, that's Maps.
... says "yes, and its wellness program is recommending that you lay off of all of the cookies."
... says "I found fifteen insurance agents near you" and proceeds to list them (actual response from my iPhone)
That should be "... pulls up a Wolfram Alpha article ON actuary science.", sorry.
Delete... said, "I wouldn't need it if I hung out with a better class of people."
ReplyDelete... asked, "You're not that creepy guy from the Federal Witness Protection Program who keeps calling me at all hours, are you?"
ReplyDelete... says, "Seriously? And I suppose you actually respond to those emails from ex-finance ministers of Nigeria, too? Let me move them out of Trash into your Inbox, dumba**."
ReplyDelete... replies, "and you kiss your mother with that mouth?"
ReplyDelete...replied that due to a bit of dyslexia, Tom Cruise thinks he is her father and takes care of all her needs.
ReplyDeleteSiri...
ReplyDeletePuts you on hold and plays, "Tijuana Taxi" for 139 straight hours.
...replies, "you can keep your iPhone if you like it, but nobody wants to be your carrier anymore."
ReplyDelete...reports you to the NSA.
Sings, "You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. (excepting Alice)"
ReplyDeleteExplains the significance of the pickle.
ReplyDeleteExplains the significance of the pickle.
ReplyDeleteSings, "You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant. (excepting Alice)"
ReplyDelete