Nuke the Punchline - With our Spare Cash

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

President Obama may bypass Congress on national monuments. The next monument…

(source)

#5 nabqrules:…will be a giant barricade.

#4 Johnny45:… the obamacare hedge maze! It’s a spiral with a giant sinkhole in the middle.

#3 Burt:…will be suggested by an expert team of Canadians

#2 Bob in Feenicks.:…Debt Mountin’

And my favorite straight lines of the day were from Oppo:

President Obama may bypass Congress on national monuments. The next monument… will be called the Grand Kenyan.

 Cookies to Oppo!

and today's best kiss uppers were walruskkkch, rodney dill, FormerHostage, Bob B. and Fly:

President Obama may bypass Congress on national monuments. The next monument…

walruskkkch:…if there were any justice in the world it would be a Monument to the greatness of Anonymiss cookies! [Awwww :) ]

rodney dill:…Cookie-palooza!!!! [Celebrate!]

FormerHostage: …the leaning tower of snickerdoodles. [Ooh...that sounds good. I should bake some today :)]

Bob B.:…will pale in comparison to the national treasure that is Zumba Anonymiss. [now *that* was a REALLY good kiss up :)]

Fly: If depression accelerates aging, ... then Anonymiss's cookies must be the fountain of youth! (those Kiss Up cookies look yummy :)) [This was a kiss up that came in after I had written the post yesterday, but before it posted. I think Fly deserves his kiss up cookies!]

Kiss up Cookies to walruskkkch,
rodney dill, FormerHostage,
 Bob B. and Fly!

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My favorite lines yesterday were from:

Siri has been known to give clever responses to questions. When asked, "got insurance?", Siri...

#5 Steve H: ... said, "I wouldn't need it if I hung out with a better class of people."

#4 Fly: ... replies, "and you kiss your mother with that mouth?"

#3 Bob in Feenicks: ...replies, "you can keep your iPhone if you like it, but nobody wants to be your carrier anymore."

#2 can of spam: ... says "yes, and its wellness program is recommending that you lay off of all of the cookies."  [kiss up cookies to can of spam!]

and my favorite line yesterday was from Bob B.:

Siri has been known to give clever responses to questions. When asked, "got insurance?", Siri...sobbed, then said "He promised me I could keep it, but he lied..."

Cookies to Bob B. and 
Kiss Up Cookies to can of spam!

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Here's a new line for you to try:

Governor Christie is half-way to his weight loss goal. Also half-way...