A New Study Shows That People Who Ignore Texts Are Happier. Other Keys to Happiness…
#5 Oppo:… stay off of Chuck Norris’ radar.
#4 c64wood:…making the top five in Straight Line of the Day.
#3 FormerHostage:…never get involved in a land war in Asia and never go against a Sicilian when death is on the line.
#2 Steve H:… ignoring ALL of the idiots in your life, not just the texting ones
#2 Steve H:… ignoring ALL of the idiots in your life, not just the texting ones
And my favorite straight line of the day was from James:
A New Study Shows That People Who Ignore Texts Are Happier. Other Keys to Happiness...Paying the $95 to avoid the website. [I know that makes *me* happy :)]
And Crooner Cookies to Harvey for the Peanut's Happiness Song:
And Crooner Cookies to Harvey for the Peanut's Happiness Song:
Song starts at 1:30
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| Cookies to James and Crooner Cookies to Harvey! |
A New Study Shows That People Who Ignore Texts Are Happier. Other Keys to Happiness…
Steve H: … Anonymiss’ cookies! [Awwww... :)]
Bob B:…Anonymiss cookies, of course! [You guys are sweet :) ]
MYthilt: Ohhhh, gameshow idea. Punch Hippies, Earn cookies. Winner gets a years supply of cookies.
[Clever idea...:) ]
FormerHostage: …snickerdoodles and milk.
[Yummy! :) ]
walruskkkch: ...Anonymiss cookies, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
[Sweet talk :) ]
Fred Key: ...KISSAEAC
(Keep It Simple, Stupid, And Eat Anonymiss’s Cookies
[Very clever. Good advice :P ]
Bob B:…Anonymiss cookies, of course! [You guys are sweet :) ]
MYthilt: Ohhhh, gameshow idea. Punch Hippies, Earn cookies. Winner gets a years supply of cookies.
[Clever idea...:) ]
FormerHostage: …snickerdoodles and milk.
[Yummy! :) ]
walruskkkch: ...Anonymiss cookies, THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!
[Sweet talk :) ]
Fred Key: ...KISSAEAC
(Keep It Simple, Stupid, And Eat Anonymiss’s Cookies
[Very clever. Good advice :P ]
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| Kiss Up Cookies to Steve H, Bob B, MYthilt, FormerHostage, walruskkkch, and Fred Key |
My favorite line yesterday was from Harvey:
When he heard that a sword wielding Texas man stole several tacos, President Obama...said it was proof that too many Americans were suffering from a tragic lack of tacos, and the government needs to take over the taco industry. Welcome to TacoCare.
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| Cookies to Harvey! |
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Here's a new line for you to try:
Anonymiss is really busy these days and is having difficulty finding time to judge the straight line. What should she do?
