A New Obamacare Ad Features a Rapping Obama Actor. Future Ads…
#5 Conservatarian: …[feature] the Grim Reaper rapping at your door after the Death Panels determine your fate.
#4 FormerHostage: …will feature Joe Biden recreating the Big Fig Newton commercial.
#4 FormerHostage: …will feature Joe Biden recreating the Big Fig Newton commercial.
#3 walruskkkch: ...will include the greatest hits of Slim Whitman for no additional charge if you sign up right now! Operators are standing by.
#2 can of spam: … will be done as a hip-replacement-hop dance routine.
#2 can of spam: … will be done as a hip-replacement-hop dance routine.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from rodney dill:
A New Obamacare Ad Features a Rapping Obama Actor. Future Ads…will feature Obama and his cabinet doing The Hustle.
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| Cookies to rodney dill! |
A New Obamacare Ad Features a Rapping Obama Actor. Future Ads…
walruskkkch: ...will promise Anonymiss cookies if you just look at the website and think about signing up.
[Typical. I'm not the *real* Obama, but I lie like one on TV. :)]
can of spam: … will point out that obesity is covered, but only if you got that way from eating too many cookies.
[I just have one word. Zumba. :)]
[Typical. I'm not the *real* Obama, but I lie like one on TV. :)]
can of spam: … will point out that obesity is covered, but only if you got that way from eating too many cookies.
[I just have one word. Zumba. :)]
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| Kiss Up Cookies to walruskkkch and can of spam! |
My favorite line from yesterday was from Bob B.:
A poll concluded Ted Cruz was the third most influential world leader in 2013, behind the Pope and Obama. Also on the list...Twelve PC Norwegians,
Eleven Hindis griping,
Ten Tribal Lords a-leaping,
Nine Saudis plotting,
Eight despots stealing,
Seven army puppets,
Six progressives lying,
Five Muslim thugs,
Four figureheads,
Three French Hens (They are chicken, you see)
Two sanction seekers,
And a Clinton with no moral core.
Kiss up cookies to can of spam (I *think* this is a kiss up...):
A poll concluded Ted Cruz was the third most influential world leader in 2013, behind the Pope and Obama. Also on the list...... Anonymiss, when she's baking cookies. (Not so much when she goes AWOL.) [can of spam, you are a SNOT.]
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| Cookies to Bob B. and Kiss Up Cookies to can of spam! |
[By the way, thanks to Bob B and Steve H for volunteering to be guest judges. If anybody else would like a chance, let me know. I'll be getting in touch with you this week :) ]
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45 states still haven't reached 10% of their Obamacare enrollment goals. The other five...
...didn't either, but they fudged the paperwork cover their butts. Unfortunately, they were caught red-handed on video by James O'Keefe:
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...declared Math (especially percentages) racist and refused to play.
ReplyDelete45 states still haven't reached 10% of their Obamacare enrollment goals. The other five...
ReplyDeleteeven less than the last 7.
were traded to Iran for nukes to be produced later.
are still hoping Santa comes through.
... have better liars in their stats departments.
ReplyDelete... pointed out that 10% of of nuthin' is nuthin'... carry the nuthin'...
ReplyDelete...have no clue what's happening...
ReplyDelete...are disavowing any connection to Obama, Sebelius or the rest of the Mission Impossible team.
...Squirrel!!!!
...made the quota by doing what democrats do best...registering the dead.
ReplyDelete...wisely decided to remove Obamacare as the middleman to dealing with Death Panels, and enrollment is well over 300% and rising.
ReplyDelete... have entered the Federal Witness Protection Program and were last seen lining up behind Snowden for permission to move to Brazil.
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