The Guardian Says It’s Only Published 1% of Snowden’s Secret Files. The Other 99% Reveal…
#5 Da**Cat:.…just how boring government paper work is.
#4 rodney dill.:…all of Obama’s golf plans and Michelle’s vacation plans through the end of his term.
#3 walruskkkch:. . .the deep programmed instructions in Obama’s brain from his handlers in North Korea.
#2 Oppo: … exactly how effectively the press is doing its supposed job.
#2 Oppo: … exactly how effectively the press is doing its supposed job.
And my favorite straight lines of the day were from Dohtimes:
The Guardian Says It’s Only Published 1% of Snowden’s Secret Files. The Other 99% Reveal…a partial list of the US government’s secret file security weaknesses.
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The Guardian Says It’s Only Published 1% of Snowden’s Secret Files. The Other 99% Reveal…
rodney dill: Anonymiss’s cookie recipes
[It's a long, top secret list :)]
Bob B.: …a little something called “The Anonymiss Files”.
[I'm really hoping this is the same list rodney mentioned... :P ]
walruskkkch: ...All the failed attempts to duplicate Anonymiss cookies.
[Often imitated, but never duplicated :) ]
Steve H: … failed attempts of the CIA (Culinary Institute of America, not that CIA) to replicate Anonymiss’ cookies.
[CIA can't bake. :P ]
[It's a long, top secret list :)]
Bob B.: …a little something called “The Anonymiss Files”.
[I'm really hoping this is the same list rodney mentioned... :P ]
walruskkkch: ...All the failed attempts to duplicate Anonymiss cookies.
[Often imitated, but never duplicated :) ]
Steve H: … failed attempts of the CIA (Culinary Institute of America, not that CIA) to replicate Anonymiss’ cookies.
[CIA can't bake. :P ]
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| Kiss up Cookies to rodney dill, Bob B., walruskkkch and Steve H! |
My favorite line from yesterday was from Dohtimes:
Two Million Facebook, Twitter and Gmail passwords were stolen by hackers. What will they do with them?
...be held up as an example of what two million North Korean hackers can accomplish when facing a firing squad for failure..
...be held up as an example of what two million North Korean hackers can accomplish when facing a firing squad for failure..
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Here's a new line for you to try:
'Tis the season for baking Christmas Cookies. What kinds should Anonymiss bake this year?
I want one super-cookie with EVERYTHING good in it.
ReplyDeleteLike chocolate chips, toffee chips, pepperoni pizza with extra bacon, and a pistachio ice cream filling.
You CAN do that, right?
*looks at Anonymiss with wide, hopeful eyes*
Has anybody ever told you you're the tiniest bit crazy? :)
DeleteA LOT!
ReplyDeleteI will be making A LOT. That part's not in question.
DeleteWhat kind?? :P
I thought you had to bake them before we could find out what's in them?
ReplyDeleteSpam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, and spam.
ReplyDeleteBaked beans are off...
DeleteRemember, people, Christmas is a season for giving. So give me my d*** cookies already!
ReplyDeleteAnd to round out my foray into misogyny:
DeleteSammich cookies.
I'm beginning to regret asking :P
DeleteOnly beginning? I'm not trying nearly hard enough, then.
DeleteAGW Hoax cookies: plenty of icing.
ReplyDeleteClever. :)
Delete(Anonymiss ascends to the lectern and starts reading from the Teleprompter)
ReplyDelete"I know there have been some people who have been frustrated by some missed deadlines and lack of cookies. And for that I am sorry. I am launching a 'bake surge' to get this wrong righted, and by December 25th, the Nuke the Punchline will be functional for the vast majority of users."
You're kinda a snot, ya know that? :)
DeleteEnviro-whacko cookies: green on the outside, red on the inside.
ReplyDelete"Candy cane" cookies with peppermint schnapps flavored red stripes.
ReplyDelete(What, I can't give a legitimate suggestion?)
Wait. That was a *legitimate* suggestion? :D
DeleteGingerbread snowmen and sled snicker-doodles,
ReplyDeleteShiny bright snowflakes, just oodles and oodles,
Santa and reindeer and Christmas bell rings,
These are a few of my favorite things...
Square cookies, the kind that leave no wasted space between the cookies. But any Christmas cookie that does not require batteries or assembly instructions is a pretty good cookie.
ReplyDeleteGood old fashioned thimble cookies, with mint jelly dollops.
ReplyDeleteI have never tried those. Do you have a recipe?
Deletemine.
ReplyDelete"Mine" like you have your own favorite? Do you want to share a recipe?
DeleteOr "mine" like all of my Christmas cookies should be for rodney?
I'm betting it's the latter :P
The perfect cookie: Cookie on the outside, more cookie on the inside and tastes like cookie! And as many a vegetarian has exclaimed, if God had wanted you to eat bacon He would have made pigs out of cookie dough.
ReplyDeleteHahahaha Are you trying to incite Harvey to battle? I believe them could be fightin' words at IMAO...
DeleteCookie dough pigs. Silly :)
...Any kind, as long as they're not Obamacookies. I want to be able to eat them if I like them, and I know I'll probably like them.
ReplyDeleteGuaranteed. I won't allow any nasty walnuts anywhere near my cookies. :)
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