Friday, December 6, 2013

Nuke the Punchline - It's Not Complete

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, so it is time to choose the winners of the last one:

The Guardian Says It’s Only Published 1% of Snowden’s Secret Files. The Other 99% Reveal…


#5 Da**Cat:.…just how boring government paper work is.

#4 rodney dill.:…all of Obama’s golf plans and Michelle’s vacation plans through the end of his term.

#3 walruskkkch:. . .the deep programmed instructions in Obama’s brain from his handlers in North Korea.

#2 Oppo: … exactly how effectively the press is doing its supposed job.

And my favorite straight lines of the day were from Dohtimes:

The Guardian Says It’s Only Published 1% of Snowden’s Secret Files. The Other 99% Reveal…a partial list of the US government’s secret file security weaknesses.


 Cookies to Dohtimes!

and today's best kiss uppers were rodney dill, Bob B. , walruskkkch and Steve H:

The Guardian Says It’s Only Published 1% of Snowden’s Secret Files. The Other 99% Reveal…

rodney dillAnonymiss’s cookie recipes
 [It's a long, top secret list :)]

Bob B.:  …a little something called “The Anonymiss Files”.
 [I'm really hoping this is the same list rodney mentioned... :P ]

walruskkkch: ...All the failed attempts to duplicate Anonymiss cookies.
[Often imitated, but never duplicated :) ]

Steve H: … failed attempts of the CIA (Culinary Institute of America, not that CIA) to replicate Anonymiss’ cookies.
 [CIA can't bake. :P ]


Kiss up Cookies to rodney dill,
Bob B., walruskkkch and Steve H!
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My favorite line from yesterday was from Dohtimes:

Two Million Facebook, Twitter and Gmail passwords were stolen by hackers. What will they do with them?
...be held up as an example of what two million North Korean hackers can accomplish when facing a firing squad for failure.
  
Cookies to Dohtimes!
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Here's a new line for you to try:


'Tis the season for baking Christmas Cookies. What kinds should Anonymiss bake this year?