The UN Is Now Using Drones for Surveillance. You Can Tell It’s a UN Drone…
#5 Chip:... when it makes that little harumph noise of disapproval when you don’t order fair-trade coffee from an approved local coffee house.
#4 Zaklog the Great::...it offers not to spy on you for a modest bribe.
#3 c64wood:...from the big sign on it that reads “Irrelevant”.
#2 Steve H:… if you shoot at it you’ll eventually receive a strongly-worded letter asking you to try harder at not shooting at it anymore.
#2 Steve H:… if you shoot at it you’ll eventually receive a strongly-worded letter asking you to try harder at not shooting at it anymore.
And my favorite straight lines of the day were from FormerHostage:
The UN Is Now Using Drones for Surveillance. You Can Tell It’s a UN Drone…because it never gets off the ground.
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| Cookies to FormerHostage! |
The UN Is Now Using Drones for Surveillance. You Can Tell It’s a UN Drone…
walruskkkch: It never demands Anonymiss Cookies.
[No sense of taste at all :)]
Steve H: … circles Anonymiss’ house sniffing for cookies. (take a number, bub)
[Oh that's what those are! I was surprised I was still swatting Wisconsin sized mosquitos when we have 12" of snow! :) ]
rodney dill: …the drone pilots/drivers like walnut laced cookies.
[Disturbed, they are. Very disturbed. ]
[No sense of taste at all :)]
Steve H: … circles Anonymiss’ house sniffing for cookies. (take a number, bub)
[Oh that's what those are! I was surprised I was still swatting Wisconsin sized mosquitos when we have 12" of snow! :) ]
rodney dill: …the drone pilots/drivers like walnut laced cookies.
[Disturbed, they are. Very disturbed. ]
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| Kiss up Cookies to walruskkkch, Steve H and rodney dill! |
My favorite lines Friday were from:
My favorite line was from Bob B.:
'Tis the season for baking Christmas Cookies. What kinds should Anonymiss bake this year?
...Gingerbread snowmen and sled snicker-doodles,
Shiny bright snowflakes, just oodles and oodles,
Santa and reindeer and Christmas bell rings,
These are a few of my favorite things...
[it just sounds delightfully Christmasy :)]
'Tis the season for baking Christmas Cookies. What kinds should Anonymiss bake this year?
Dohtimes: The perfect cookie: Cookie on the outside, more cookie on the inside and tastes like cookie! And as many a vegetarian has exclaimed, if God had wanted you to eat bacon He would have made pigs out of cookie dough.
Bob in Feenicks: ...Any kind, as long as they're not Obamacookies. I want to be able to eat them if I like them, and I know I'll probably like them.
Dohtimes: The perfect cookie: Cookie on the outside, more cookie on the inside and tastes like cookie! And as many a vegetarian has exclaimed, if God had wanted you to eat bacon He would have made pigs out of cookie dough.
Bob in Feenicks: ...Any kind, as long as they're not Obamacookies. I want to be able to eat them if I like them, and I know I'll probably like them.
My favorite line was from Bob B.:
'Tis the season for baking Christmas Cookies. What kinds should Anonymiss bake this year?
...Gingerbread snowmen and sled snicker-doodles,
Shiny bright snowflakes, just oodles and oodles,
Santa and reindeer and Christmas bell rings,
These are a few of my favorite things...
[it just sounds delightfully Christmasy :)]
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| Cookies to Bob B.! |
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Here's a new line for you to try:
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| Credit: CBS |
In spite of a Colorado baker's religious beliefs, a judge ordered him to make wedding cakes for same-sex couples. Next they'll order...
Hitler Birthday cakes for Neo-Nazis.
ReplyDelete... that, in spite of their specific preferences, judges must marry a same-sex partner.
ReplyDeleteWalpurgis night cookies.
ReplyDelete...observant Islamic restaurants to serve pork to rednecks (as if!)
ReplyDelete...people to quit complaining about Obamacare, because "it's good for you".
...the Bible to be banned for being homophobic and misogynistic.
...them to serve cookies to walruses.
ReplyDelete...Kosher deli's to put bacon on that pastrami. Oh, what a dilemma.
ReplyDelete...a glass of milk in His&His or Hers&Hers glasses.
ReplyDelete... customized animal crackers for man/beast marriages
ReplyDelete... ho-hos for Sandra Fluke
... cheese nips for female flashers
... Little Debbie cakes for the DNC
... Frankenberry, Boo-berry and Count Choccula cereal bars for the Al's (Franken, Gore, and Sharpton)
...to sell all his pies by the slice, so poor people can get their fair share.
ReplyDelete...all his cakes be assigned a Spanish language version, a Braille version for the visually impaired and a Republican to read the inscription for all the Democrats at future gay weddings.
...Anonymiss to cater the DNC convention with her fabulous cookies, but she'll confound them with walnut macaroons!
ReplyDelete...Kanye West to perform at the next KKK rally.
ReplyDelete