The Most Embarrassing Moment at the Mandela Memorial Service…
#5 can of spam: … was Biden’s comments about how much he’ll miss that guy who hosted “Deal or No Deal”.
#4 Dohtimes: …only eight DNC volunteers managed to get Mandela registered to vote in the next midterms.
#4 Dohtimes: …only eight DNC volunteers managed to get Mandela registered to vote in the next midterms.
#3 Oppo:… was when Biden said, “Let’s get this apartheid starteid!”
#2 Bob B: …was when Obama was doing his selfies, all the camera captured was an empty chair.
#2 Bob B: …was when Obama was doing his selfies, all the camera captured was an empty chair.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from rodney dill:
The Most Embarrassing Moment at the Mandela Memorial Service…Obama stating, “Man I would just die to be honored like this.”
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| Cookies to rodney dill! |
The Most Embarrassing Moment at the Mandela Memorial Service…
walruskkkch: ...No Anonymiss cookies.
[That's right. Not a single one. :)]
[That's right. Not a single one. :)]
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| Kiss Up Cookies to walruskkkch! |
My favorite lines yesterday were from:
Billionaire Holiday Maven Martha Stewart fired 100 employees two weeks before Christmas because...
Bob in Feenicks: ...they weren't fired, they were given 'Obamajobs.'
Dohtimes: ...they were the 100 who could afford not to shop at K-Mart.
and my favorite line from yesterday was from Harvey:
Billionaire Holiday Maven Martha Stewart fired 100 employees two weeks before Christmas because...They clashed with her stage-kitchen's backsplash.
Kiss up cookies to:
Bob B.: ...her cookies didn't turn out as nice as Anonymiss's always do.
Mythilt: They told her the truth about Anonymiss's cookies...6x better tasting.
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| Cookies to Harvey and Kiss Up Cookies to Bob B. and Mythilt! |
[By the way, thanks to Bob B and Steve H for volunteering to be guest judges. If anybody else would like a chance, let me know. I'll be getting in touch with you this week :) ]
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