Canada Plans to Claim the North Pole for Itself. They Will Also Claim…
#3 Da**Cat:…the South Pole and everything in between the two. They’ll sober up in a week or so.
#2 Bob in Feenicks:…Americans are a bunch of Shatner-stealing Mexico-touchers.
#2 Bob in Feenicks:…Americans are a bunch of Shatner-stealing Mexico-touchers.
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Bob B:
Canada Plans to Claim the North Pole for Itself. They Will Also Claim…that Santa Claus is actually the commandant for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police – Reindeer Division.
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Canada Plans to Claim the North Pole for Itself. They Will Also Claim…
walruskkkch: ...Anonymiss cookies!
[I'd like to see them try... :P]
FormerHostage: …that they make the best cookies in the world.
[Yet MORE fighting words. Who will defend the superiority of Anonymiss's cookies, I wonder? :) ]
[I'd like to see them try... :P]
FormerHostage: …that they make the best cookies in the world.
[Yet MORE fighting words. Who will defend the superiority of Anonymiss's cookies, I wonder? :) ]
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My favorite line yesterday was from Harvey:
Anonymiss is really busy these days and is having difficulty finding time to judge the straight line. What should she do? Ask for volunteer "guest judges" who can submit their picks to Anonymiss (or Harvey, if Anonymiss is busy) to post for them. [I may have to try that. Anybody willing to be a "guest judge"?]
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Here's a new line for you to try:
The State Department just bought a million dollar sculpture by an Irish American. Other necessary expenditures...
...include paying ME $1million to name this stupid thing.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with a nice Irish name: "Pile O'Rocks"
...include a 17 trillion dollar commode for the Treasury Department.
ReplyDelete...include a billion dollar crate to store it in.
...include a million dollars for giving President Obama his own signing lessons, since he is his own best translator, and the deaf can't appreciate his brilliance now.
My technological ineptitude (it's legendary!) is overmatched by my foolhardiness, so, if it becomes time to dig out the barrel scraper, I could give this "guest judging" thing a whirl.
DeleteOther necessary expenditures:
ReplyDeleteHookers and Booze ... oh, sorry, that's another website.
Penicillin. Lots and lots of penicillin. Especially after all the Hookers and Booze.
At this point, what difference does it make?
A baker's dozen of centrifuges for our new best buds, the Iranians. The promise to use them only for peaceful purposes.
A clue for everyone in the State Department who believes Iran.
Hookers and blow. Only a disreputable County politician would use the money for booze.
DeletePortable Barricades to keep the rabble away from their rubble in the event of a 'shutdown'.
ReplyDeleteBurt
Cookies. Duh.
ReplyDelete... can also be paid for by cutting back on security at embassies, consulates, and missions.
ReplyDeleteThe State Department just bought a million dollar sculpture by an Irish American. Other necessary expenditures...Several millions of dollars to one Walrus for the strictly appropriate purposes of some such that are important in some fashion for the benefit of our great Republic.
ReplyDelete...50 million dollars to Matt Groening for his masterpiece The Moaning Lisa, from his Yellow Period, late 20th and early 20 first centuries.
ReplyDeleteOther necessary expenditures...
ReplyDelete... enough green beer to make it all make sense.
(I volunteer, btw. Why not get 4 or 5 to each take a day of the week, we narrow it down to 5, send them to you and you decide the order?)
I'd certainly vote for Harvey, Bob B and Steve H. as judges. They know funny.
ReplyDelete(I personally wouldn't want to serve as judge, or jury. That only leaves one thing.)
$500,000 for food for Biden's pet rock.
ReplyDeleteand you feed Biden's rock by placing the food in either of his ears.
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