San Francisco Wants to Ban Releasing Butterflies at Weddings. Instead…
Cookies to walruskkkch for the video :)
#5 Ogrrre:...the Earth Liberation Front members there want to release anthrax so there won’t be so many people upsetting the trees and animals.
#4 blarg:…they will pass a law that butterflies be paid a living wage and given access to tax-payer funded gender reassignment surgery.
#3 Da**Cat:…they’ll keep the butterflies imprisoned without trial indefinitely in true socialist fashion.
#2 Bob B:…they expect the release of frogs, gnats, flies, plague, boils, hail and locusts, followed by darkness…
#2 Bob B:…they expect the release of frogs, gnats, flies, plague, boils, hail and locusts, followed by darkness…
And my favorite straight line of the day was from Bob in Feenicks:
San Francisco Wants to Ban Releasing Butterflies at Weddings. Instead…they can release the Papilio Fabiolus, better known as the “I Can’t Believe They’re Not Butterflies.” [I don't know why, but this one just tickled me]
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| Cookies to Bob in Feenicks! |
San Francisco Wants to Ban Releasing Butterflies at Weddings. Instead…
rodney dill: …they will allow cookies containing walnuts to be thrown at the bride and groom, (they aren’t suitable for consumption anyway.)
[True. But I wouldn't want to be hit with one, either. Walnuts are toxic! :)]
walruskkkch: ...everyone must donate Anonymiss cookies to their local homeless shelter.
[Huh. I guess I better get baking :) ]
James: . . .they want people to release Anonymiss’s butterfly cookies.
[Those are beautiful :) ]
[True. But I wouldn't want to be hit with one, either. Walnuts are toxic! :)]
walruskkkch: ...everyone must donate Anonymiss cookies to their local homeless shelter.
[Huh. I guess I better get baking :) ]
James: . . .they want people to release Anonymiss’s butterfly cookies.
[Those are beautiful :) ]
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| Kiss Up Cookies to rodney dill, walruskkkch, and James |
My favorite lines yesterday were from:
Steve H: ... customized animal crackers for man/beast marriages.
Bob in Feenicks: ...Kanye West to perform at the next KKK rally.
My favorite line was from Bob B.:
In spite of a Colorado baker's religious beliefs, a judge ordered him to make wedding cakes for same-sex couples. Next they'll order...
...Anonymiss to cater the DNC convention with her fabulous cookies, but she'll confound them with walnut macaroons!
[That sounds sneaky. I like it :)]
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In spite of a Colorado baker's religious beliefs, a judge ordered him to make wedding cakes for same-sex couples. Next they'll order...
Steve H: ... customized animal crackers for man/beast marriages.
Bob in Feenicks: ...Kanye West to perform at the next KKK rally.
My favorite line was from Bob B.:
In spite of a Colorado baker's religious beliefs, a judge ordered him to make wedding cakes for same-sex couples. Next they'll order...
...Anonymiss to cater the DNC convention with her fabulous cookies, but she'll confound them with walnut macaroons!
[That sounds sneaky. I like it :)]
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| Cookies to Bob B.! |
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Here's a new line for you to try:
Here's a new line for you to try:
When he heard that a sword wielding Texas man stole several tacos, President Obama...
...said it was proof that too many Americans were suffering from a tragic lack of tacos, and the government needs to take over the taco industry. Welcome to TacoCare.
ReplyDelete... said "Joe, I said I wanted *a tax* on small businesses!"
ReplyDelete... said "Joe, I said I wanted you to cut whoever was in charge of the *launch*!"
... blamed it on an UstedTube video.
ReplyDelete...ordered a doubling of the guard, to "keep this madman Zorro from ruining my sharply-pressed trousers with the tip of his blade."
ReplyDelete...ran for the border.
...said "Texas? We don't need no stinking Texas!"
...said "What's a taco? I don't speak Mexican".
ReplyDelete...figured the waitress unfortunately wandered in between a man and his tacos so no harm, no foul. Then he checked on the GPS location of Michelle's tamale to see if it was safe to go back inside.
...asked Harry Reid to pass the North America Free Taco Act without delay.
ReplyDelete...called for reclassification of swords as 'assault knives'.
ReplyDelete...demanded a seven-day waiting period for all cutlery.
...quietly asked Eric Holder if any swords were sold in Fast and Furious.
said, "If he likes those tacos, he can keep those tacos."
ReplyDelete