Why Did President Obama Shake Hands With Cuban Dictator Raul Castro?
#5 Marc: He was saying hello to a Fellow Traveler
#4 Burt: Too bad there weren’t any microphones to pick up the audio.
#4 Burt: Too bad there weren’t any microphones to pick up the audio.
#3 Bob B: Because, since Hugo Chavez has passed, Obama needs a new Latino in his Super Friends Rainbow Coalition.
#2 c64wood: He was actually trying to pull Raul over to join the “selfie”
#2 c64wood: He was actually trying to pull Raul over to join the “selfie”
And my favorite straight line of the day was from can of spam:
Why Did President Obama Shake Hands With Cuban Dictator Raul Castro? Because he was hoping to get a treat, just like when Valerie trains him. (His best-learned commands are “bark”, “bow”, “shake hands”, and “roll over” [but only to terrorists and despots].)
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Why Did President Obama Shake Hands With Cuban Dictator Raul Castro?
walruskkkch: ...He was hoping Raul had some Anonymiss cookies for lunch and could get a contact high.
[Oh boy. :)]
FormerHostage: ...Obama was palming Raul a cookie.
[That must have been it! :)]
[Oh boy. :)]
FormerHostage: ...Obama was palming Raul a cookie.
[That must have been it! :)]
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My favorite lines yesterday were from:
The State Department just bought a million dollar sculpture by an Irish American. Other necessary expenditures...
can of spam: Cookies. Duh.
Bob in Feenicks: $500,000 for food for Biden's pet rock.
and my favorite line from yesterday was from Burt:
The State Department just bought a million dollar sculpture by an Irish American. Other necessary expenditures... Portable Barricades to keep the rabble away from their rubble in the event of a 'shutdown'.
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[By the way, thanks to Bob B and Steve H for volunteering to be guest judges. If anybody else would like a chance, let me know. I'll be getting in touch with you next week :) ]
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