I Write the Laws That Make the Whole World Cringe

During President Obama’s first cabinet meeting of the year, he vowed that if Congress didn’t get busy cranking out legislation that furthers his agenda, he’d get ‘er done himself.

“I’ve got a pen and I’ve got a phone, and I can use that pen to sign executive orders and take executive actions and administrative actions that move the ball forward in helping to make sure our kids are getting the best education possible, making sure that our businesses are getting the kind of support and help they need to grow and advance, to make sure that people are getting the skills that they need to get those jobs that our businesses are creating.”

I hope his first executive order calls for sending me a consulting fee. I posted this a year ago: