In that spirit, I would like to suggest that we find something that is absolutely ridiculous to celebrate. I mean, why not? One thing those liberals have yet to take away from us is our right to be happy. So let's show them.
Here is an idea that I like to remember every year: Half Birthdays. Who says we can only commemorate the amazing date of our birth annually? And since such a date deserves great recognition, once a year isn't nearly enough.
So I give you this:
and this:
and for good measure, this:
How do *you* celebrate frivolously (and bug all the liberals that want us depressed)?
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[Update: Hey! Today is actually Harvey's half-birthday at IMAO! Be sure and leave a comment to tell him how excited you are to share in the celebration. On this auspicious occasion, his beard is half a year older... :) ]
How old *IS* your beard, Harvey?
ReplyDeleteHarvey's beard was probably pre-natal, so if you assume to add about six months then the beard would be celebrating a full birthday today.
DeleteI am so deflated...
DeleteTechnically, my beard was born on November 1, 1991, the day I got out of the Navy, so its half-birthday is in 6 weeks :-)
ReplyDeleteI won't tell if you won't...
ReplyDeleteSo you were completely beardless before that? Pictures or I don't believe it.
ReplyDeletehttp://badexample.mu.nu/archives/sharks%20cove%20harvey.php
ReplyDeleteI'm on the left in the Hard Rock t-shirt.
Had a mustache, though.
Except for a few weeks in boot camp, I've always had a mustache
Salut!
ReplyDeleteThat's half a salutation.
Oh, and I plan to annoy liberals by celebrating the last week of winter by making a snowman, shouting "I'm global warming!" and kicking it to pieces.
ReplyDeleteHalf a B, philosophically, must ipso facto half not B...you see. [Singing] A laa dee dee, a one two three, it's Harvey's half a B. A B C D E F G, it's Harvey's half a B. Is this blog employee-ee, twice as good as Anony? Read their stuff, and then you'll see - it's Harvey's half a B. The End.
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