Nuke the Punchline - Don't Even Need to Ask

I, Anonymiss, found a free moment or two today, and this IMAO post amused me, so I decided to judge it. (Harvey? Who's Harvey? :)

New York’s Mayor de Blasio is pushing the NYPD to be more polite. Other NYPD “improvements”…

#5 artvol11 :…to “spread the wealth” officers must now stop and frisk 2 white ppl for every minority they do it to

#4 FormerHostage: ...Officers must say “Excuse me” before opening fire on unarmed suspects

#3 Dohtimes:. …30 day wait for taking broom or mop handles out of closets.

#2 Bob B.: …muggers will be encouraged to leave their victims with $20 for cab fare to the nearest ER.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Oppo: 

New York’s Mayor de Blasio is pushing the NYPD to be more polite. Other NYPD “improvements”…Now mandatory to call out number of shots fired so unlucky punks have same chance as lucky punks.

 Cookies to Oppo!

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