When They Just Won't Get Off Your Lawn

Harvey at IMAO has a great piece up about a handy "practical home defense firearm" (here).  It would pretty much settle who gets off whose lawn, and when.  Here's a video of another one that would do for backup.  And this one is actually real.  I was going to get one for me and one for Harvey, but sadly, they only made 3 of these babies and they're all taken.  But the good news is, if you had a lawn with say a 2 mile radius, and somebody wouldn't get off it, this beast would take care of the problem.