He Actually Said This

"Cynicism is popular these days, but hope's better." —President Obama
— The White House (@WhiteHouse) June 26, 2014

I have, of course, a few responses.

• I'll take "Things a failure says  for a thousand," Alex!
• Hope is better, but Math is hard.
• I've lost hope, and you've taken all my spare change.
• Cynicism, realism...tomato, tomahto.
• Cynicism is popular, despair is common.
• Hope is good, math is hard.

Seriously, six years into his disaster presidency, and all he's got for policy is Hope and Change.

Dude, that was old, like, six years ago.

2008 called: It wants its campaign strategy back.