The One Thing He's Truly Good At

Mr. Obama's cabinet listens breathlessly as he holds forth on an art form he practices daily.  He has promised to reveal his secret method for keeping most of his subjects in the dark, and (with the help of most of congress and an adoring media), avoiding responsibility for his actions.  And in spite of some slightly disconcerting cracks in the wall, and the growing chorus of unquiet murmurs of some of his supporters, it's worked very well so far.  He knows he has the perfect plan…the perfect shield, and has no need of reality, or of substance.  It has served him well his entire life, and he is confident this will continue.  It is, after all, the one thing he's good at...