Metaphor of the Day

Perhaps I made a mistake when I sent my daughter to an internship at DEI, because her evil is taking on a positively Doofenschmirtzian quality:

But the joke is really on her, because that's exactly what they are going to tell her in 40 or 50 years, when she goes to collect her social security and find that all our generation has left behind for her is exactly what she left behind for me, only with no cute note.