Nuke the Punchline - Feeling Feverish

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

Ron Klain’s First Job As the New Ebola Czar…

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#5 tedwade73: …to make sure all dangerous materials go in the incinerator, such as memos, hard drives, etc…

#4 Bob in Feenicks: …regret taking the job. Honestly, he thought he heard “A Bolo Czar”. He thought it had something to do with those ties.

#3 Bob B:…will be to personally oversee the installation of a hot tub, to be named “The Hot Zone”, so that his office manager can say “He’s in “The Hot Zone” if a reporter asks where he is.

#2 Fangbeer: …is to improve relations with the Muslim world.

And my favorite straight line of the day was from FormerHostage: 

Ron Klain’s First Job As the New Ebola Czar…call in sick.

 Cookies to FormerHostage!
(Two Days Running!)

and Kiss up Cookies to FormerHostage, NuckingFuts and HokieGomer :): 

Ron Klain’s First Job As the New Ebola Czar…

FormerHostage: ……is to find where Michelle hid the cookies. [Michelle's cookies are probably called "Arugula Surprises". Stop looking :P ]

NuckingFuts: … try to make friends with Ebola, offer it some TASTY peanut butter drop cookies…..[Ron will have to kiss up if he wants some of MY cookies :)]
HokieGomer: …will be to quarantine Anonymiss cookies, during which time he will personally “evaluate” them.[Hmmm...sneaky...]

Kiss Up Cookies to FormerHostage,
 NuckingFuts and HokieGomer!