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The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?
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#5 walruskkkch: …Just die.
#4 Dohtimes: ...Obama: From now on let’s all live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpsman.
#3 Les:. . . . Simply Intransmissible.
#4 Dohtimes: ...Obama: From now on let’s all live fast, die young and leave a good looking corpsman.
#3 Les:. . . . Simply Intransmissible.
#2 Oppo: “EbYOLO!”
And my favorite straight line of the day was from 4of7:
The CDC’s new slogan: “Think Ebola“. Blah. What’s a better catchphrase for the war on Ebola?
Ebola doesn't kill people.
People with Ebola kill people.
Ebola doesn't kill people.
People with Ebola kill people.
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♫“She walked up to me, pro-immigration, pro-choice;
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said ‘Ebola’
E – B – O – L – A, Ebola
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“Well I’m not dumb but I can’t understand
Why she walked like a woman but upchucked like a man . . “
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Cookies!
ReplyDeleteWay to go 4of7, and there were a lot of great ones that didn't get into the top five.
ReplyDeleteI agree wholeheartedly. So hard to narrow it down!
DeleteI am terribly disappointed in these results. I really feel that #46 won the contest hands down! The artful co-opting of FLOTUS's "let's Move" slogan is priceless.
ReplyDeleteYou're sweet :) Cookies to Burt for making me smile on this cloudy, wet, under-the-weather sort of day.
DeleteYay! I got cookies! There were a lot of good lines on this subject, as Dohtimes confirmed. It was the genius of the other punch lines that inspired me. Usually when I check those Straight Line posts, the only funny lines I can think of were already submitted before I got there, or are so much funnier than what I was thinking of that I don't even bother to submit a comment. But now we will all have to try harder because it's All About The Cookies! (Welcome back, Anonymiss!)
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