Nuke the Punchline - It's Quittin' Time

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

During a Speech, the Audience Started Walking Out on Obama Because…

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#5 Steve H:  … they heard Michelle was catering the event.

#4 Dohtimes: …by now even they are hoping that he had changed.

#3 Bob B:…they realized that this was not a greatest hits show, and his new stuff is crap…

#2 Oppo: … of a P.A. announcement: “Will the owner of the black Mercedes SUV with the custom wheels and the E.B.T. card on the dashboard please return to your vehicle? Your other cell phone is ringing.”

And my favorite straight line of the day was from FormerHostage: 

During a Speech, the Audience Started Walking Out on Obama Because…it was 4:00 and they were all union.

 Cookies to FormerHostage!

and Kiss up Cookies to walruskkkch and FormerHostage :): 

During a Speech, the Audience Started Walking Out on Obama Because…

walruskkkch: …No free cookies. [Cookies *aren't* free. They have to be earned. :P]

FormerHostage: …they were under the impression that cookies would be served. [By Obama? Must be delusional liberals.]

Kiss Up Cookies to walruskkkch,
 and FormerHostage!