Nuke the Punchline - Swank Supremacy

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day, I believe. You should go check and make sure. My favorites from the last one are :

Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet…

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#5 rodney dill: I am the Queer of England…. Oh Bollocks… how do you backspace this thing.

#4 Bob B: …was taken down by Twitter for being “an expression of white privilege”

#3 Dohtimes:  Ha ha USA, how’s that no more monarchy working for you?

#2 Da**Cat: “God Save The Me”

And my favorite straight line of the day was from Burt: 

Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet…
The colonies are looking ripe for the picking. #EmpirestrikesBack

 Cookies to Burt!

...and Kiss up Cookies to rodney dill, FormerHostage and Bob in Feenicks :): 

Queen Elizabeth Joined Twitter. Her First Tweet…

rodney dill: “Charles. If these cookies have walnuts they’re not real Anonymiss cookies.” “OFF WITH YOUR HEAD!”[She really has her priorities straight, this gal. :)]

FormerHostage: They’re called ‘biscuits’ #anonymisscookies [No Sweetie...biscuits are for gravy; they're not sweet like my cookies. :P]

Bob in Feenicks: ”Does this Anonymiss make scones by any chance? Perhaps I shall have her over for tea.”[I'd love to meet Her Majesty. But I don't drink tea... Is that a problem?  :)]

Kiss Up Cookies to rodney dill, 
FormerHostage and Bob in Feenicks !