Apparently This is a Thing

So, We all now know what the fox says, but now, apparently, the Chinese want us to consider what the chicken has to say.

I'm not exactly sure what this is, other than proof that Asians are weird, but... I'm frankly not sure whether they are dancing in swimsuits or underwear, but it's certainly less revealing than the average Madonna video. (To our younger readers, picture Lady Gaga, only with a smidge more class and taste.)

CONTENT WARNING: What you are about to see can never be unseen.


Eye bleach, please.