Nuke the Punchline - I Wish He'd Get On With 3

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

A Former Obama Speech Writer Just Wrote…

Honorable Mention to
Texas Annie: ...his resignation.
Gumbeaux: “I got paid $1 per lie. I made over $4 million last year, working part time.”


#5 Bob B.:.…another document filled with self-serving puffery and carefully crafted denials – a resume…  :)

#4 Oppo: ... a stern warning to his inner hippie, being too timid to punch it. [He won't actually *buy* Frank's book. He wants someone else to pay for it *for* him.]

#3 Dohtimes:  …an even easier to read and follow version of Voting For Dummies, The Dead and Other Democrats. [...that they hand out for free and print with our tax dollars :)]

#2 tinman: … apparently nothing that was ever clear the first time.  :)

And my favorite straight line of the day was from rodney dill: 

A Former Obama Speech Writer Just Wrote… "Prepare Three Envelopes."

[Math is hard for Obama. He keeps forgetting what comes after "two" so he opens "one" again]

Cookies to rodney dill!

...and we can't forget Kiss up Cookies :) 

A Former Obama Speech Writer Just Wrote…

walruskkkch:...not even a boat load of Anonymiss cookies can cure the pain of this defeat. [They have magic powers, true...but *nothing* can fix stupid :P]

Nucking Futs: the greatest recipe for raisin walnut cookies ever! All hail liberal raisin walnut cookies!!

 [Ugh! :)]

tinman: … a cookbook with FLOTUS, Arugula Cookies and Other Socialist School Lunch Goodies   [The poor kids...:)]

Kiss Up Cookies to walruskkkch

Nucking Futs and tinman!

The Musings of Anonymiss: 

“Dark times lie ahead of us and there will be a time when we must choose between what is easy and what is right.”

Without Googling...Who Said it?