Nuke the Punchline - Sweet Sweet Silence

Harvey over at IMAO has posted a new straight line of the day. You should go check it out! My favorites from the last one are :

The Most Awkward Moment During the Election Night Television Coverage…

The WSJ says it was Brokaw's Phone Going Off On Air. Huh.

Honorable Mention:
rodney dill:....They kept breaking for Walking Dead commercials every time they discussed the Democrats chances of holding the Senate.

#5 Nucking Futs:.… was when the emperor realized he was wearing no clothes.

#4 Gumbeaux: Obama signing an EO banning voting in years not divisible by 4. Then expanding that to every year, calling the original a “typo.” [With Harvey's addendum]

#3 CrabbyOldBat: ...Wendy Davis’ campaign organizer Tweeting “If you’re a woman and you voted Republican, fall off of the face of the earth.” I wish I were making this up.

#2 Steve H.:  .http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/11/04/deceased-candidate-leading-wash-state-house-race/ [When they realized that the most successful Democratic voters AND candidates were dead ones.]

And my favorite straight line of the day was from walruskkkch: 

The Most Awkward Moment During the Election Night Television Coverage… was when the MSM felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

Cookies to walruskkkch!

...and we can't forget Kiss up Cookies :) 

The Most Awkward Moment During the Election Night Television Coverage…

James:…Leaks about the pending executive order to mandate walnuts in school lunch cookies. [*That* must have been what influenced the happy election outcomes :P]

walruskkkch: when someone offered Kay Hagan some Anonymiss cookies on her victory, then snatched them away.

Ditto for Landrieu
Ditto for Pryor
Ditto for Beghich
Ditto for Ormand
Ditto for Udall

Hehehehehehehehehe. [No celebratey Anonymiss cookies for them!]

Kiss Up Cookies to James
and walruskkkch !